Basic Straining

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Jesse sat with Geoff and DJ at the Bass cabin as Duncan carved a skull into the wall. They had done something extremely funny and couldn't wait for the results. Then Harold burst outside with something in his hand

"Okay! Who's made smores out of my underwear?!" He demanded with a rather big chocolate smore with several pairs of underwear in it in his hands.

Jesse, Duncan and Geoff laughed at this before Jesse pulled out his phone to record it.

Harold pulled a pair of underwear out of the smore and which he threw away... where it landed at Courtney's feet. And considering it was a pair of undies with brown wet stains, she assumed the worst

"EW! HAROLD! YOU ARE SO TOTALLY GROSS!" She yelled in disgust before walking off.

"No wait! It wasn't me!" He attempted to persuade her. But when she was out of earshot, he turned to the others. "Idiots!" was all he said before slamming the door.

"Sometimes, he just makes it too easy!" Geoff commented.

"I hear ya, man." Duncan responded.

"Ah this is the life." Jesse said leaning back.

"Hey Jesse. What's going on?" asked Gwen with Trent next to her.

"Hey, Grimace. Me and these two just had some fun with Harold. Oh, you should've seen his and Courtney's faces! HAHAHAHA!" Jesse laughed with Geoff and Duncan.

"Tell us about it later, man. Duncan, aren't you interested in Courtney? You have been trying to flirt with her for ages." Trent commented.

"Oh she's coming around to me. Just give it a bit of time." he responded.

"And it's obvious Geoff here's interested in Bridgette. So Jesse, got a crush on anyone?" Gwen asked.

"What? No I don't. Well, I won't have one til I'm eighteen anyway." he responded.

"Why's that? Scared?" Duncan teased.

"No. It's just when I hit that age, I won't need to go with my dad everywhere. Thataway I can stick around for someone if the time comes." Jesse explained.

"That's simple." Geoff responded.

"Though, something's been bothering me. Leshawna's be-" Jesse was interrupted by something.

"Listen up you little cockroaches! I want all campers to report to the Dock of Shame at 0900 hours!" yelled Chef from the loudspeaker. The campers looked at each other a little weirded out.

"That means now, soldiers NOW!" Yelled Chef and the Campers ran like the wind.

*

The campers arrived at the docks. Chef was wearing a green military training outfit with shades.

"Line up and stand at attention! You call this proper formation! Feet together! Arms down! Eyes forward! Head up!" Chef yelled as he fixed Geoff, Duncan, DJ, Heather and Harold's statures with a wacking cane.

"Oh this is gonna be a fun day." Gwen whispered to Trent and Jesse.

"Yeah. No wonder I woke up early in the morning." Jesse sarcastically responded.

"What did you say to me, soldiers?!" Chef yelled in both Jesse and Gwen's faces with a megaphone.

"Uum... nothing?" Gwen responded.

"What she said." Jesse added.

"AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING!" Chef yelled again through the megaphone. Jesse swore he would go deaf from this. And he listened to metal music almost every day.

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