Alex Gremlin's Total Drama Island (Gwen x OC)

Are We There Yeti?

Jesse slept peacefully with Shiva sleeping on his legs. Until Heather's voice woke him up. They were in the middle of the woods.

"Wha? Who's that? Where are we?!" Heather yelled.

"How did we get here?" Duncan questioned.

"Chris?" Gwen called.

"What the hell's going on?!" Jesse questioned.

Then they heard the sound of a helicopter.

"Everybody just shut up! How you got here is not your concern!" Chef yelled as he landed on the ground from a helicopter ladder.

"What happened to Chris?" Gwen asked.

"None of your goddamn business what happened to Chris. I'm in charge now and I'm gonna make you wish you were never born. Your mission is to find your way out of the woods first or die trying!" Chef yelled looming over Jesse.

"You can't be serious! We will die!" Heather complained.

/"They left us in the woods. Alone. Again. With Heather. I'd rather go swimming in the shark-infested water."/ (Gwen)

/"(Sigh) This is gonna end so badly. (Shiva nods)"/ (Jesse)

"Here's how it works. Team 1, delinquent and swordsman with leopard. Team 2, grim and grimmer. Everything you need is in these bags. You'll navigate your way north to base camp. The first team to tag the camp totem pole wins. And here's a tip. Better set up camp before sundown because once nightfall hits, you won't even see your trembling hand in front of your terrified face. Unless, you got night-vision goggles. But ya don't. HEHAHAHAHA!" Chef laughed while tossing each team a green duffel bag and waved some night vision goggles in front of people.

Duncan then rushed at Chef and clutched his apron begging.

"Oh please, please don't leave us here, I'm beggin you we won't survive!" Duncan pleaded. Seems he'd finally been broken. Chef then pushed Duncan off him.

"Grab ahold of your gut, soldier!" Chef yelled.

"How do you know we won't be eaten by bears or something?" Jesse asked.

"Oh I wouldn't worry about that. You'll wish you saw a grizzly once you meet up with old sasquatchanakwa. He's one mean mamajama!" Chef said before a copter flew above them.

"Good luck troops! Try not to DIE!" Chef yelled from the ladder as he was flown away by the chopper.

Then another pair dropped down and grabbed the bunks, taking them with them. The two teams and Shiva were on their own now.

"This isn't legal! You can't do this!" Heather yelled.

Gwen reached into the bag and pulled out a compass.

"Hey, peaches. File it with the network lawyers." Duncan said and he grabbed Jesse's shirt and Duncan dragged Jesse into the forest with him with Shiva following them.

/"I gotta say I was jazzed to be paired with Jesse. I mean, come on, if you were a grizzly, who'd you rather be dipping in barbeque sauce? Me or the guy with an extra bag of meat AKA that leopard Shiva?"/ (Duncan)

Duncan ran through the woods with the bag as Jesse and Shiva followed him.

"Where are we going, Duncan?" Jesse asked.

"I just wanted to get away from the girls. Psych them out a bit, you know. Okay, let's see what we got." Duncan said and he shook the duffel bag, revealing a can of bug spray, a sleeping bag, a pair of binoculars and a map.