The campers were woken by a rather loud noise. Jesse had burst awake and had, again slammed his head on the top bunk while waking up.
"OW! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?! LET ME GET SOME SLEEP, CHRIS!!!" He yelled before getting dressed.
Jesse exited the cabin with everyone else to see Chris in a plane heading down.
"Incoming!" Chris called out.
"HIT THE DECK!" yelled Geoff and everyone began running to avoid getting squashed.
The plane then stopped and Chris pulled out a megaphone
"Just flexing your muscles for today's... X-TREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!" Chris yelled, making several campers ears ring.
"Ugh. It's too early for this." Gwen groaned.
"What she said. How many times has this happened? Eleven? I lost count." Jesse commented.
"This week you'll participate in three challenges. First up... X-TREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING! Contestants will plumme- uh... *skydive* to a waiting sofa bed target below." Chris explained. Chef appeared in the door of the plane where a sofa bed was beneath him. Chef jumped and as soon as he landed on it, the sofa bed folded up with him in it, crushing him with him screaming in muffled agony.
"Of course, you'll be skydiving from five-thousand feet. And using these." Chris explained before throwing two rather battered parachute packs to the ground in front of the teams. The sight of them made the campers gasp.
"Our lucky contestants are... Trent aaaaand DJ!" Chris announced.
The two of them exchanged a look of fear.
"Sure. Why not? You know what they say on Blackcomb mountain, bro. Best glimpse of Heaven's on the way into Hell. Let's do this." Trent was taking this quite well.
"Yeah. Uh... sure. Bring it on." DJ said anxiously. He did not deserve to be here.
"Who says that?" Jesse questioned
"Not so fast. Because... the second challenge of the day is... X-TREME RODEO MOOSE-RIDING!" Chris announced, with the campers seeing a large moose in a wooden pen.
"Contestants will rodeo ride the great canadian bucking moose for eight seconds or... get hoofed into a giant pile of socks from the lost and found." Chris added.
"Are you sure those aren't actually Chef's food ingredients?" Jesse said.
"It's your lucky day, Jesse. Cuz you're riding for Gophers! And Geoff, you'll ride for Bass." Chris announced.
"YEAH!" Whooped Geoff.
"He doesn't look too bucky to me. Hi beautiful." Said Owen as he tried to speak nicely to the caged moose. This earned Owen a kick from one of it's legs.
"Dude. Don't talk like that to angry animals. It ends badly." Jesse said to Owen, who now had his head stuck in a tree hole.
Chris then pulled out his megaphone.
"Aaaand the final challenge.... X-TREME SEA-DO WATER-SKIING! Contestants will water-ski a race course grabbing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line. While a member of the opposing team drives the sea-do." Chris announced.
"How can we water-ski without water?" Heather questioned.
"It's... really... hard. Check it out." Chris said to show Chef using a sea-do on dry grass. He crashed into a tree.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME! Harold, you'll ski for Killer Bass." Chris announced.
"Sweet!" Harold whooped.
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Alex Gremlin's Total Drama Island (Gwen x OC)
RomanceI LOVE Total Drama Island! While I was looking up a bit on Villains Wiki, I found Chris McLean. After a small bit of looking stuff up I decided to watch the first season and... HOLY F*CK DID I LOVE IT! It had everything I was looking for. Character...
