Frozen X Reader

Fixer Upper

"Look, Sven. The sky's awake." Olaf said. Behind them you, Anna and Kristoff are walking when Anna starts to shiver. "Are you cold?" You asked. "A little." Anna said. Kristoff goes to reach put his arm around her but stops himself, he then notices the steam vents up ahead. "Uh...uh...wait. Uh...come here." He takes you and Anna to the steam vent and she holds out her hand to warm up. "Ooh." Anna said. "So, uh...about my friends. Well, I say friends, they're more like family. Anyway, when I was a kid, it was just me and Sven until they, you know, kind of took us in." Kristoff said. "They did?" You asked. "Yeah. I don't want to scare you, they can be a little bit inappropriate. And loud, very loud. They're also stubborn at times, and a little overbearing, and heavy. Really, really heavy. Which you'll...but you know, you'll get it. They're fine. They mean well." Kristoff said. Anna touches his arm to reassure him. "Kristoff, they sound wonderful." She said. "Okay then." Kristoff steps forward, turns to face you, Anna, Olaf and Sven and opens his arm out. "Meet my family." He said. Kristoff turns to the rocks and waves. "Hey, guys!" He said. You, Olaf and Anna look at him like he's crazy. "They're rocks." You said. "You are a sight for sore eyes." Kristoff said. You, Anna and Olaf watch him looking dumbfounded. "He's crazy." Olaf whispers to you and Anna. You and Anna watch Kristoff kneeling down in front of one of the rocks. "Hey, Whoa. I didn't even recognize you. You've lost so much wight." Kristoff said. "I'll distract them while you run." Olaf said. He steps forward and waves at the rocks. "Hi, Sven's family! It's nice to meet you!" He said. "Because I love you and (Y/n) Anna, I insist you run." Olaf said. "I understand you're love experts! Whoa." Olaf said to the rock." Why aren't you two running?" Olaf asked.

"Uh...okay. Well, we're gonna go." Anna said. You and Anna turn to leave. "No, no, no! Girls, wait!" Kristoff said. The rocks start rolling. "Kristoff!" You said. The rocks roll towards Kristoff and unroll revealing themselves as the trolls. "Kristoff's home!" Bulda said. The trolls jump around with excitement shouting Kristoff's name and Olaf starts to join in. "Kristoff's home! Wait. Kristoff?" He asked. He stops turns to one of the trolls, then one of the trolls grabs Kristoff's hand and yanks him down. "Ah, let me look at you." One troll said. Another troll lifts up his jacket. "Take off your clothes! I'll wash them..." he said. "No! I'm...I'm gonna keep my clothes on. Look, it's great to see you all, but where is Grand Pabbie?" Kristoff asked. "He's napping. But look, I grew a mushroom." The troll turns and shows the mushroom growing on his back, then another kid troll steps forward. "I earned my fire crystal." Another troll said. An adult troll holds a small stone in his hand. "I passed a kidney stone." They said. "Kristoff, pick me up!" The kid troll jumps up on Kristoff's arm. "You're getting big. Good for you." Kristoff said. Another kid troll jumps on his back. You and Anna watch the trolls in confusion. "Trolls? They're trolls."  You said. There's silence and all the trolls turn to look at you and Anna. "He's brought girls!" A troll said. "Girls!" The other trolls said.The trolls pick you and Anna up by the feet and roll you both down and throw you both into Kristoff's arms. "What's going on?" Anna asked. "I've learned to just roll with it." Kristoff said as he set you two down. "So, Kristoff, which one of these pretty ladies is yours?" A troll asked. "Wait, what?" You asked. "Wait, wait, wait! Oh. Um...no." Anna said. Kristoff looks embarrassed. "You've got the wrong idea." Kristoff said. "No." You said. "No. That's not why I brought them here." Kristoff said. "Right. We're not. I'm not..." Anna said. You and Anna smile, looking uncomfortable. "What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?" The troll asked.

Song

Bulda

Is it the clumpy way he walks?

Kristoff

What?

Troll

Or the grumpy way he talks?