Wolfstar Oneshots

Marauders as Vines Part 4

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Description: Marauders as Vines Part 4, enough said. (Also literally no one requests these lol I just love them so much.)

Story:

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Peter: *aggressively plays his recorder while stuck at a red light in his car*

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Sirius: She's such a snake.

*slithers around the room on a hover board*

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*all of the older professors having a fun day at the playground*

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*Euphemia walking in front of the car with the groceries*

James: *honks the horn*

*milk jug goes flying*

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James: *trying to be cool* Oh, sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Lily: Go back to sleep -- and starve.

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Peter: *in great distress, mashing potatoes* I have to restart my potatoes.

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James: Hey Mom, say WHO want lasagna.

Euphemia: WHO want las-- *runs into the counter* OH!

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Remus: Why you mad? Why you sad? When you can be...~glad~. 

*sprays Glade air freshener*

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Peter: Don't cross me, shout out to Jesus...I need a rhyme for Jesus.

Sirius: *throws Cheez-Its*

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Sirius: *to the Slytherins* When I leave, you doing this. *talking hands* But then when I come around, you don't wanna--post up.

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James: My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush.

Sirius: Oh my god.

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James: A potato flew around my room before you came.

*potato increases it's speed dramatically*

Marauders: *all scream*

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Remus: *holding up a framed graph* ~Look at this graph~

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Sirius: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing. 

Peter: But ya DiDn'T.

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Peter: Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.

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Sirius: Ma, why are all these freaking cookies on the floor?

Walburga: *on the ground* I fell, can you help me?

Sirius: *high pitched laughter*

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Sirius: *skipping around, on the phone* *settles on the couch and giggles* Remus.

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Remus: ~Completely Giving Up, Starring: Me~

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