an elevator always smells different to a midget-dao
Emotions are like snowflakes, except they can't be mistaken for dandruff.Fenir871
come to the the dark side we have birthday cake
freinds are like pizza if you eat them they die.
my eyebrow just died
my car hit the tree in self defense
we are all going to die but i have a helmet
no tresspassing! violaters will be shot and suvivors will be shot again
you sound like youreself
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weird sayings
HumorTHIS STORY WILL GO ON FOREVER this is just a bunch of weird sayings i or others made up.they can be sarcastic funny or make no sense at all.
