BOOK 1: THE TITANS CURSE → THE LAST OLYMPIAN
[ includes bonus chapters!! ]
percy jackson x fem!oc
warning: characters DO swear!!
[book 1 in the fashionista collection]
highest rankings:
#1 in chiron
#1 in apollo
#1 in battleofthelabyrinth
#1 in art...
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"SO COOL" Nico yelled, as he burst into the room interupting Percy's certain death.
Percy better have been praying to the Gods because if Nico burst in a second later there would have been a large dolphin in the room.
"You're...you're a centaur!", Nico exclaimed holding his hands out to Chiron who nervously chuckled. "And..WHOA. YOU'RE THE WINE DUDE".
At this Zola snorted covering it with a quick cough and looked towards Mr. D who looked deeply offended.
"The wine dude?", he asked glaring at Nico.
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine"
"In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you're the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
Note to self, Zola thought, definitely ask Nico to have a look at these figurines as they were definitely right about the lamest god.
"Ah." Mr. D seemed truly perplexed and probably did not realise that Nico just called him lame multiple times.
"Percy..you, Thalia and Zola should go down to the cabins and inform the campers we'll be playing capture the flag tomorrow evening."
"Heck Yes", Zola exclaimed, "I'm so ready for this, can't wait to wipe the floor with your ass Jackson".
Percy scoffed and was just about to reply when Chiron cut him off. "It is actually a friendly match"
"And suddenly I've gone deaf", Zola muttered.
"Against the hunters", Chiron quickly added.
"Capture the flag?" Percy asked. "But we don't have enough-"
"It is a tradition that happens whenever the Hunters visit."
"Yeah," Thalia muttered. "I bet it's real friendly."
Zola jerked her head toward Mr. D, who was still frowning with a perplexed expression as Nico continued excitedly talking about the defense points all the gods had in his game. Zola found his enthusiasm cute, I mean who wouldn't?
"Run along now,"Chiron told us as he turned towards us.
"Oh, right," Thalia said. "Come on, guys."
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They rushed out of the big house before Dionysus could remember that he wanted to kill Percy.
"You've already got my dad on your bad side," Zola said as they trudged toward the cabins. "And my siblings obviously mostly me..do you want another enemy out of Mr. D, Jackson?"
Percy stopped walking abruptly and whipped round to face her directly. "For someone who hates me so much and feels the need to tell me that on a regular basis, you spend an awful lot of time around me, Lopez".
"What..who said that"
"Your actions, I mean I get it..but I don't"
"You see Jackson", Zola said as she brought her fingers up in front of her face "I don't have enough middle fingers to express myself to you. And I don't spend time around you because YOU are pleasantly annoying.
"That's an oxymoron but take away the annoying and the 'ly'".
"You're an oxymoron, just take away the oxy".
"Woah Woah Woah, am I supposed to congratulate you on forming words?"
"Your full of caca"
"Hey Thalia, you hear something?"
"You better sleep with one eye open tonight".
"Oh I'm shaking in my boots, Feisty".
"Urgh you're so goddamn annoying Jackson", Zola exclaimed as she poked his chest.
"You love it though".
Thalia raised her eyebrows as if to say 'really' to Percy who responded with a shrug.
Zola scoffed before barging past Percy and storming off towards the cabins.
