CROSSED. A VAMPIRE KNIGHT//TOKYO GHOUL FANFICTION.

[23] enemies to lovers is a shit trope so instead its enemies to crackheads

Aido takes the lead, more determined than me to get to the bottom of this. Honestly, I just want to ask her about one-eyed ghouls because there's nothing on them, the history nerd in me coming out.

Aido and I walk in to see the others finishing cleaning up, sitting back down. I joined them with Aido next to me, he was being very likable today, maybe the bastard isn't all that bad.

Just then the door swings open and I look over to see Kain walk in, with a tiny Niko behind him being half dragged.

'This is a sad orgy,' she muttered looking at us while she walked past and after Kain.

'Is everything sexual with you?' Ruka stands from the table, glaring at her. I choke on air and try my very best to not make Ruka mad.

'Pretty much,' she says back as she threw her bin bag on the counter, 'Is it okay if I put my dead body in the fridge?'

Okay, that basically confirms it. I look at Aido who is probably thinking the same thing, making eye contact. I need to figure out how to read minds because I know Kaname does it.

'I'll take that as a yes,' she says and yanked open the fridge door, throwing the bag in haphazardly and slammed the door shut before it could fall out.

Aido nods to me, basically saying he's going to ask. 'What were you doing?' Aido asks as Kain hands her a small case of tablets. Good luck, if your body doesn't reject it your taste buds probably will.

'Oh you know, bonding,' she says, waving Aido off.

'Doing exactly what?' Aido said, a sharper edge to his tone.

She narrowed her eyes at Aido and stopped trying to open the bottle, placing it down on the wooden table with an audible thud.

'Not that it's any of your business, but I was getting resupplied.' she said, pointing her thumb at the fridge behind her.

'With human flesh.'

'No with a block of fucking cheese. What do you think?' She pinched the bridge of her nose and shook her head. 'You vampires are fucking useless, I thought you had good senses of smell.'

I mean, Aido is just dumb. Everyone in the room, potentially the building, was more than aware of the rotting flesh that was shoved next to the fresh vegetables. My poor bell peppers. It didn't help that the bin bag she was keeping said flesh in was scented with lavender.

Have you ever used a scented bin bag?

It is the most overpowering smell you will ever have enter your nostrils. that plus the smell of blood made me want to gag. I think Aido's gotten so used to his lavender-scented bed sheets that all he's smelling from that bad is the pungent smell of those shitty ass flowers.

'Ignore Aido, he has the IQ of a toenail.' I say offhandedly, earning a glare from Aido and a held back, choked laugh from Niko and Kain.

'Is there any reasoning for this line of questioning or are you actually a preschooler?' Niko asked, irritation in her voice. This child needs to eat some food.

I sighed and leaned down in my chair. 'Are you a ghoul Niko?'

She looked up at Kain like he would know anything and then back at me after he gave her absolutely nothing. 'I would hope so.'

'Is that a yes?' Aido barked.

'Yes, you shithead. Do I need to spell it out for you? G-H-O-U-L.' Niko snapped back.

I stayed silent for a minute, the eyes on Aido and Niko having a go at each other. Niko grumbled and walked out of the room, done with Aido yelling things at her that was nothing about ghouls, mostly about being smart.