Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Based off of Stuff my Friends Have Said

Part One

Cleo, really frustrated: You think doing this will be easy? Huh?

Joe: Well-

Cleo, meaning to say "you wanna take a stab at it": You wanna stab it?!

Joe:

Cleo:

Cleo: I stand by what I said!

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Zedaph: Hey, look! Every time I hit this redstone contraption, it turns on then turns off again.

Zedaph: Also, can someone fix it?

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Iskall: What's up, Mumbo?

Mumbo, after working on a redstone contraption for over six hours straight: A lot of stuff happened, and now I can't read.

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Grian: I'm actually doing stuff 25% of the time.

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Iskall, about the Architechs: We did something. Yay!

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Zedaph: If children could have heart attacks, I would be long dead by now.

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Grian: It might be dumb-

Mumbo: It is dumb!

Grian: -but the explosion would be really cool.

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Cub: We're gonna be working until five o'clock today.

Scar, half asleep: That's so many clocks.

Cub:

Cub: Or maybe we should stop now.

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Evil X: [Insulting Xisuma]

Zedaph: I'm pretty sure X can hear you.

EX: I know.

EX, as X walks by: HI X!

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Bdubs, running into the room: There is a manhunt going on.

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Keralis: I hope you didn't forget about me, like I forgot about the spider in the orange juice.

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Impulse: So, are we good to do the Boomers job tomorrow?

Tango: I don't know. Depends on how good my hair is looking.

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Mumbo: Okay, G. I guess we're going with your plan.

Grian: Really?

Mumbo: Yes.

Grian: Really??

Iskall: Yes.

Grian: Really???

Mumbo: Let's just do it before I regret it.

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Xisuma: There shall be no regrets.

Biffa: There shall.

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Keralis, writing an official letter to Xisuma: Dear Shashwamy-

Bdubs: Don't call him that.

Keralis, with more force: Dear Shashwamy-

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Zedaph: It's fun not to breathe. You pass out!

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Architechs: I have said "Shop at Sahara" more times than I've actually worked on Sahara.

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Mumbo and Grian: I have said "Mumbo for mayor" more times than I've actually worked on the campaign.

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Doc, in the distance: WHO DID THIS!?

Grian, backing away: Look at the time! I've gotta go... jump out a window. [Makes a break for it]

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Impulse: Zedaph, please stop throwing around paper airplanes. You're not four.

Zedaph: Or am I?

Zedaph: No, you're right.

Tango: Yeah, he's only this many. [Holds up three fingers]

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Grian: We can fix our mistake by doing another one!