Meanwhile at Red Base after that whole fiasco with the tank.
Sarge and Grif are standing next to the Warthog which is now on its side behind Red Base. Lopez is crouched over it, repairing it. A socket wrench is heard in the background.
Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but uh, well that's when the tank showed up and.. shit just started blowin' up. I don't know. (sighs)
Sarge: (exhales in exasperation) Normally, I would get that Ash fella, but since he's on blue Team and we're not exactly buddy buddy at the moment, this'll take forever. SO Grif, do you have any godly idea how much this piece of equipment costs?!
Grif: I-I don't know, uh, like, uh, what.. ten, ten.. twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe? Uh, you-you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?
Sarge: Tell you what, Grif, I'm a fair man. I'll give you a ten-second head start here before I let Lopez do anything he wants to ya.
Lopez suddenly stops working, dropping his wrench, and stands up to face Grif.
Grif: Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really, really sorry here, and-
Lopez then starts to raise up an Assault Rifle and points it at Grif as Sarge Aims his magnum.
Sarge: Five Mississippi. Six Mississippi.
Grif: (backing away) Okay, uh, I guess I better get going then.
Lopez and Sarge look at each other for a brief second, then turn and start firing at Grif off screen.
Grif: Hey guys, that's not funny! Somebody could get hurt here.
Meanwhile at Blue Base
At the top of Blue Base where Tucker is standing next to Tex who is firing at something.
Tucker: That's basically it, sir. They have five guys over there and a big jeep.
Tex: And your flag. (reloads)
Tucker: Right, that too.
Tex suddenly throws a grenade at something as Ash walks up to them holding his arm from what Tex did to him when they first met.
Ash: (puts a hand on 'his' shoulder) Uh, hey, Tex? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but we try not to use other soldiers as target practice here.
The camera pans around to show that Tex has been firing 'at' Caboose for the past several minutes judging by all the bullet holes around him.
Caboose: I'm scared.
Tex starts looking over various weapons. Caboose runs up to Tex, Ash, and Tucker.
Tucker: So, you've got the Special Forces black armor, I see. Were you in the Special Forces at some point?
Tex: (looks at Tucker while reloading a gun)
Ash: You do realize I was in special forces correct?
Tucker: (To Ash) Oh... Right... (To Tex) Yeah, I used to have black armor too. It was black because I got this stuff all over it from th-
Tex then runs off.
Tucker: Oh, okay, you gotta go? I'll see you later.
Caboose: (whispering loudly) I don't think he likes you.
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ASH CHURCH / Season 1
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