ASH CHURCH / Season 1

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Back at the Cliff
Now with Church, still a spirit. He's standing with Caboose and Tucker over his dead body.

Church: I am not happy about this.

Caboose: I have an idea. ...I HAVE AN IDEA!

Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.

Caboose: Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him, why don't you just possess your own body?

Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.

Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.

Tucker: Dude, you really stink.

Church: What?

Tucker: Your body, it stinks.

Church: Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.

Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.

Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest.

Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?

Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?

Church: (as a sigh) Nuh, God.

Red Base.
With Grif and Simmons talking to each other.

Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with...

Simmons: Dirt.

Grif: Damn! How did you-

Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.

Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.

At the Tank

Ash: So let me get this straight. My adopted farther, was given an experimental A.I. for testing. But he could only get the one. So he decided to torture the A.I until he could harvest  the fragments. And to top it all off he gave them to super soldiers as his little "experiments"?

Tex: Yeah. That about sums it up.

Ash: And you said this... Alpha was it? Was based off his memories?

Tex just nods her head. Ash then slumps against the tank and sits on the ground.

Ash: Why would he do such a thing? To torture a sentient being and for wha- (Stops mid sentence and thinks of something) Was he trying to bring back mom?

Tex: (Sits down next to Ash) What was she like?

Ash takes off his helmet and runs his hand through his hair. Though Tex seemed a little red but she shook it off.

Ash: Well. She was nice, warm, welcoming. Not too mention a total badass as that. She wouldn't take any shit from anyone. I'm not kidding. She once kicked a guy in crotch so hard he flew and hit the ceiling.