Lance wondered around the castle, walking in circles hoping to tire himself out so that he can finally fall asleep.
He tried to sleep but only ended up tossing and turning that's when he had the bright idea to walk out the insomnia.
He turned around the corner of one of the hallways when he caught a glimpse of someone's foot just as they exited the hallway.
Lance smiled by himself, this should be interesting.
There's no way that he's going to pass up the chance to tease someone.
He quietly speed walked down the to catch up with them so that he could sneak up on them and wait for the right moment to scare the hell out of them.
He turned just in time so see them round another hallway so he picked up his pace.
He was surprised when he identified the mysterious castle creeper as Pidge.
A sly smile spread across his face, he expected it to be Shiro or Keith because their the regulars. Sure Pidge was a night owl but she never actually came out of her lab at night.
He followed her all the way to the kitchen and watched her as the dragged a chair towards the kitchen counter and climbed onto the table using the chair. She then reached for something on top of one of the shelves. He looked up to see what she was reaching for and almost burst out laughing when he read 'property of Hunk' written on the jar.
"Caught you red handed."
Pidge let out a high pitched shriek and tumbled off the counter. Lance doubled over in laughter.
"It's not funny Lance!!" Pidge got up and stomped over to Lance.
Lance put his hands up in surrender "Please oh great Pigeon...please don't hurt thy trusting friend Lancy Lance."
She scoffed "Well this pigeon is in the mood to smack someone and you just amplified that feeling."
"What feeling? Oooo did I just hear pidgey confess to meee." Lance teased in a sing-song voice.
"Lance! You know very well that I wasn't talking about THAT feeling."
"Oh but what other feeling could you be talking about?" He wiggled his eyebrows at her while sticking his tongue out.
Pidge smacked Lance on the head with her backhand. "The need to smack someone."
"Firstly OWww and secondly why do you feel the need to smack someone?" He asked while rubbing the spot where pidge wacked him.
"Because I'm frustrated."
"Why are you frustrated?"
Pidge just glared at him for a few seconds before answering.
"Because I'm short and I feel like a little child that needs help whenever they need to reach for something."
"You mean steal something that you can't reach on your own."
Pidge continued to glare at him.
"Why are you so tall?"
Lance smirked as he walked closer to her when he was almost standing against her he looked down at her emphasizing just how tall he is. "It's just these perfect genes, see?"
"Well mister 'perfect genes' are you going to help me or not?" She huffed, stepping away from him to hide the blush creeping up to her face.
"What's in it for me?"
"I'll split whatever's in that jar 50/50."
"Do you even know what's IN the jar?"
She scoffed. "No but that's why I need you so that I can find out."
He rolled his eyes "fine"
"YESSS!" She squealed and lifted her arms so he could pick her up. He picked her up onto the counter then turned around so that she could climb on his shoulders.
He wobbled a little but quickly steadied himself. Pidge reached for the jar and excitedly yanked the lid off.
"What's in it?" He asked from under her when she didn't say anything after she opened it.
"Well this is disappointing."
Now he was really curious
"What's in it?"
"I thought it would be cookies....peanut butter cookies."
"Oh come on Pidge just tell me."
"It's raisins."
Lance scrunched up his face, raisins? He's seriously going to have a serious talk with Hunk tomorrow because nobody in their right mind eats raisins just like that.
"Blagh! I hate raisins. Put that down quickly pidge, I don't want to be anywhere near that disgusting insult to grapes."
She looked down at him with a smile. "What? These?" She held the jar closer to his face.
"Nooo ewww get that stuff away from meeee!"
"Give me a very good reason why I should do as you ask."
"Because your on my shoulders and I swear I will drop you if you don't get THAT away from me."
"Ok fine, but I'm definitely going to have to talk to Hunk about this later." She glared at the jar while putting it back where it belongs.
"My thoughts exactly my dear Pigeon."
