"Stop It Lance!!"
Keith yelled when a wet piece of paper hit him on the forehead, sticking on. He quickly wiped it off and gaged at the soggy piece of paper.
Shiro looked up from his work but shrugged it off when he saw it was only Lance and Keith bickering...as always.
As soon as Shiro went back to his work Lance tore a piece of paper off, put it in his mouth to make it wet, then he rolled it into a little ball and loaded his pea-shooter.
Again he aimed for Keith's head but Keith gave him a deadly glare, daring him to shoot and face the consequences if he shot him. So instead he aimed for Shiro, who's desk was to Keith's left.
Lance took a deep breath and blew the shooter causing the paper bullet to fly, land on Shiro's forehead and then drop into his coffee he was sipping on.
Shiro glared at the white blob floating in his coffee as it was the paper's fault. He huffed in annoyance and slammed the cup down on his desk. "LANCE!"
Lance quickly shoved the pea-shooter and all his amo into his drawer and casually looked up at Shiro who was seething under the surface.
"What can I help you with?"
"I know it was you stop acting to stupid."
"Why am I your first suspect?! It could've been Keith for all you know." He said pointing in Keith's direction.
"Hey!! It wasn't me, your the only one who would do something so childish, Lance." Keith glared a whole into Lance's head.
"Awww your just jealous that I can actually hit my target at the first try."
"Lance! Stop it, this is serious. I'm trying to get my work done, I have a deadline to meet and I can't concentrate with you two bickering all the time." Shiro pointed at both of them. "Don't you two have work to do?"
"Of course we do, but Lance-"
"Hey!!you can't blame everything on me." He threw his hands up dramatically.
"We sure as hell can! Every time something goes wrong or someone doesn't get their work done, you are somehow involved somewhere"
"No fair, you have fun too, you helped me that time when I replaced the sugar with salt and the time when I stole Pidge's tools." He defended
"I told you we shall not speak of that!"Keith grabbed a pen and threw it at Lance, it hit him on chin. Lance rubbed his chin, he's not going to lose this fight. "See? I told you, you can't hit your target. I bet you were aiming for my eyes."
"Let's see if I can hit my target now." Keith yelled as he jumped over his desk and tackled Lance off his chair.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" If Shiro was angry before,he's beyond the point of self control now. Never mess with tired and overworked Shiro, ever.
"Get out, take an early lunch break or whatever, just get out of this office." Shiro chawed them out.
Lance and Keith quickly scrambled to their feet and sprinted out of the office, better to listen to Shiro when he's in one of THOSE angry and tired moods.
"It's all your fault." Keith snarled when they got inside the break room.
"My fault? My fault?! I'm not the one who injured a fellow worker, how am I going to explain this bruise to Allura?" He pointed at the bruise forming on his chin.
Keith rolled his eyes and slapped Lance on the back of his head "Honestly your so stupid. Why de hell would she care where you got the bruise?"
"What bruise?" Pidge popped her head up from under the table.
Keith eyed her suspiciously and raised his eyebrows. "What are you doing under the table?"
"N-nothing...I-I dropped something and had to retrieve the item." She chuckled nervously and rubbed the back of her neck with one hand and fiddled with a little screwdriver with the other.
"You suck at lying, now what were you doing under the table?"
She sighed. "Fine, I'm setting up a prank for Hunk, since he always eats my lunch when he wants a snack. So now I'm getting my revenge." She stated with an evil smirk plastered on her face
Lance jumped excitedly, the bruise long forgotten.
"Ohhh can we help, pweeaseeeee."
Keith stepped back and put his hands up. "We? No no, I'm not getting involved in another one of you two's nonsense. I quite like my job and I don't want to get fired because of some prank."
"Your more likely to get fired because of one of your outbursts, hothead." Lance punched him on the shoulder.
"Of course you may, Lance! In fact I would love some help." Pidge to the rescue. "But I will need someone to keep watch." She looked at Keith with puppy dog eyes. Pidge NOT to the rescue.
"Nope"
"Aww pweaseee, Keith! I will do you a favor in return." Pidge begged.
"What favor?"
"I will agree to hack into whoever's computer you want." That sounded like a solid bargain to Pidge, no one can resist that temptation.
"Still no thank you." Keith turned to walk out but then Lance called out "I won't pester you for a WHOLE week."
Keith spun around with a grin on his face " An entire week?"
Lance sighed "Yes, I, Lance Mc'clain solemnly swear to not pester you for 7 entire days."
"Well then you've got yourselves a deal."
