Mortal Kombat: The Three Titans

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(Fujin and Raiden after defeating the demons at the Sky Temple in Mortal Kombat X. Joke from Rick and Morty.)
Fujin: "I am glad that is over."
Raiden: "You did well, brother. Give a little yeehaw to celebrate."
Fujin: "Y-yee—yeehaw..."
Raiden: "Close enough."
(They look at the mess of demon bodies littering the floor.)
Raiden: "I needed this. It has been a while since I let loose."
Fujin: (looks at Raiden worryingly, wondering if he is going back to his dark tendencies.)
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(Dialogue from Bojack Horseman.)
Fujin: (Over the phone, talking with Kuai.) "Hey, you want to know what I do when I have a really bad, awful, terrible day?"
Kuai: (worried.) "What?"
Fujin: "I imagine my great-great-great grandchild in the future, talking to their class about me. They're poised, and funny, and tells people about me and how everything worked out in the end. And when I think about it, I think about how everything's going to work out, because how else would they tell people?"
Kuai: "But....it's fake."
Fujin: "Yeah....well, it makes me feel better."
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(Dialogue from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quote Generator.)
Kuai: "I slept for almost twelve hours, but I might still be tired, so let's go for twelve more just incase."
Bi-Han: "Kuai, that's a coma."
Kuai: "Sounds festive."
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Fujin: "Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?"
Raiden: "You're a hazard to society."
Kuai: "And a coward. DO TWENTY."
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Bi-Han: "Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait."
Kuai: "You and me!!!"
Bi-Han, tearing up: "Okay..."
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Raiden: "Fujin and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's—"
Fujjn: "Sentences."
Raiden: "Don't interrupt me."
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Kuai: "You love me, right, Bi-Han?"
Bi-Han: "Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it."
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(Scene from Attack on Titan Season 4. Minor spoilers, so read at your own risk.)
Characters:
Fujin is Eren Yeager.
Raiden is Zeke Yeager.
Kuai Liang is Armin Arlert.
Bi-Han is Mikasa Ackerman.
(Context: Hanzo is Gabi, and is taken hostage by Kuai and Bi-Han for slaughtering the Lin Kuei Clan.)

"What do we do with him?" Kuai asks calmly, nodding to Hanzo, who is sitting across from him at the round table. "Keep him under our watchful eye until the officials come to take him," Bi-Han answers.
"I don't regret what I did, you know. I should have taken both of you Lin Kuei Devils out as well," Hanzo spats.
"Kill, kill, kill, that's all you ever talk about," Kuai mutters sadly. "Reminds me of someone I know."
Right as he says this, Fujin walks in silently.

Both Kuai and Bi-Han freeze up. "Fuji—"
Fujin holds his hand up, a slash bleeding on his palm, meaning he could transform at anytime he wants. This is the equivalent of him pointing a loaded gun at their heads.
Fujin's blue eyes look glazed over, showing no emotion. He sits down in the last empty seat.

"I wanted....to talk with you guys," he says, resting his hands on the table, letting the blood soak into the white tablecloth.
"Keep your hands on the table, all of you."
Hanzo is staring at the wall ahead of them, shaking. Fujin pretends not to notice.
"We—wanted to speak to you as well..." Kuai stammers.
"How did you get out of your cell?" Bi-Han whispers.
"I have the War Hammer Titan, no cell will be able to hold me, Bi-Han. As well as the Founding Titan, meaning killing me would be a massive problem," Fujin blinks, his eyes narrowing slightly.

Everyone can feel the tension building in the room. "I've spoken with Raiden recently. As brothers, not as rivals. I have agreed to carry out his plan of destroying the race from Outworld."
"You can't do that! Fujin, what has Raiden said to you?" Bi-Han demands, standing up so abruptly that his chair slides out from behind him.

"I said, keep your hands on the table," is all Fujin says, coldly. Bi-Han obeys, getting his chair and sitting back down. "I am acting on my own free will," Fujin starts. "And do you know what I absolutely hate? People who are not free. Like you, Bi-Han."
"Fujin," Kuai starts in a warning tone.
"Ever since we were children, Bi-Han. When I gave you that direct order: fight. You obeyed. You are nothing but a slave."
"Fujin!" Kuai yells, anger in his eyes.
"I've always hated you, Bi-Han."
Bi-Han gasps, tears rolling down his cheeks.
"Fujin! How dare you—!" Kuai jumps up, ready to beat his once childhood friend down, until he is abruptly pinned down by Bi-Han on the table.

Kuai looks bewildered. "Bi-Han?"
Bi-Han looks just as shocked, letting Kuai go. "I..."
"As expected. You're still protecting me. Your Cryomancer blood was originally bred specifically to protect anyone who first instructed you an order. See? All you are is a slave."
Kuai growls, leaping on the table like a feral animal and punching Fujin in the face. They both fall over, taking the table with them.

Bi-Han and Hanzo stand there. "Stop it," Bi-Han whispers hoarsely. Kuai punches wildly, Fujin dodging his attacks. "Ever wonder why we never got into a fight, Kuai?" Fujin mocks, punching Kuai hard enough to wind him. "It's because we both know you would just lose..."
Fujin grabs Kuai, then tosses him into a case full of wine and dishes, shattering the glasses.

"Please, stop..." Bi-Han trembles.
Fujin keeps punching him, hitting his weak points. Body, head, body, head. Finally, he knees Kuai in the gut, making him cry out in pain and crumple to the floor. Blood drips from Kuai's nose, one of his eyes already sealing shut. Bi-Han rushes over to help Kuai.
"You dare call Bi-Han a slave. Who is the real slave here, Fujin? You are. You're a slave for freedom," Kuai spits blood onto the carpet.

Raiden rushes in with officials. "Fujin!"
"We're done here. Take them away. And the man who killed the Lin Kuei. Let's go," Fujin glances down at Kuai, then exits. Kuai could have sworn he saw tears in Fujin's eyes.