~ The Suicidal Squad ~
Jennie: If only the dean could stop babbling and give us our fecking degrees already…that’d be great!
Roseanne: You would create a group chat in the middle of graduation!
Somi: Guys, I can’t believe we’re done! We’re almost there, babes! :D
Lisa: I’m kinda nervous… is anyone else nervous? I mean, I’m like, sweating bullets. This gown is so fucking hot. It’s suffocating!
Roseanne: Lisa, where are you? I see Somi and Jennie, but I can’t find you.
Lisa: I’m behind the giant with the afro. This giraffe is blocking my view and it’s stressing me the fuck out. How am I supposed to see the stage!
Somi: Lisa, breathe dude. All you’re doing is walking across a platform and accepting your diploma. No big deal.
Jennie: … in front of hundreds, no thousands, of people.
Roseanne: Jennie, stop. Lisa, you’ll be fine! Just don’t make eye contact with anyone.
Jennie: …or trip. The possibilities of falling are pretty high if you think about it.
Somi: She’s got a point there. Remember Monty from last years’ graduation?
Lisa: Uhhh, no. Who’s Monty??
Jennie: Exactly. Poor kid fell off the stage during his walk and was forced to transfer states. It’s rumored he still can’t find a job or get a girlfriend.
Roseanne: Guys! Enough! Lisa, you’ll be ok! Just… think of something that makes you relax :)
Lisa (to Roseanne): You make me relax ;)
Roseanne (to Lisa): Shoulda seen this coming *sigh*.
Roseanne (to Lisa): Wanna know what I do? I picture the audience in their underwear! I know it sounds stupid but it really does help.
Lisa (to Roseanne): Oh, god. Oh, gross. I just pictured Professor Hans in his tighty whities. How am I supposed to walk up there and shake that man’s hands now?!
Lisa (to Roseanne): Can I just picture you in your underwear instead?! It makes for a much better visual, lemme tell ya.
Roseanne (to Lisa): Fuck the underwear, picture me naked… ;) How’s that for a visual?
Lisa (to Roseanne): …
Lisa (to Roseanne): …
Lisa (to Roseanne): …
Roseanne (to Lisa): ?
Lisa (to Roseanne): Sorry, got distracted. Yea, that’s definitely a much better image. Holy fuck…
Roseanne (to Lisa): If you’re good, maybe I’ll even let you live it out once this is over…?
Lisa: Fuck Roseanne… don’t tease. You’re making it hard to focus. Making other things hard as well… ;)
Jennie: I KNEW IT! I KNEEEEEEWWWW IT!
Somi: Were you two sexting just now?!
Roseanne: JENNIE! SHE DOESN’T HAVE A DICK!
Lisa: Someone please kill me now… Mercy kill. Do me the solid. Please.
Lisa: Wait… you thought I had a dick?! What the actual fuck, Jennie!
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The Girl Behind The Mask | Chaelisa
Fanfiction(Converted) - Lalisa Manoban is a millionaire playgirl and the sole inheritor to the Manoban Enterprise Holdings fortune after her parents passed away in a tragic accident. Since then, she's completely satisfied living a life involving endless booze...
