Konosuba X Lightning User Male Reader Part 2

Chapter 3 - Snow and Cabbage Spirits

My eyes shot open. I looked around to see I was in the bath and my head was throbbing.

W-What the hell happened?

I sat up a bit and my body felt weak.

Hm?

I lifted up my arm which felt like it weighed a tonne. I punched the air and my thrust felt like a love tap. I see what's going on here.

I'm in a dream! The way my body feels now is how it would in a dream!

The door to the dressing room opened. I could faintly see a light from behind the door to the bathroom.

Wonder who that could be?

I seriously don't know what it is, but it honestly feels like I've forgotten something important. I'll worry about it after I wake up. The sounds of clothes rustling behind the door excited me a bit.

It fucking better not be Kazuma...

The door to the bathroom opened as the subject walked in and shut the door behind them.

Darkness: "This moonlight is nice..."

OOOH! Jackpot!

Darkness turned her head to the bath and saw me. Our eyes connected. I winked and raised my hand.

"Hello there Darkness."

It took her a second to process it and instantly dropped to the ground and covered her parts.

Darn...

Darkness: "(Y-Y/N)? W-Why are...W-Why, why, why...w-why are you here?"

"The 'In-Use' sign was on the door. You ignored it, no?"

Darkness: "H-Huh? No there wasn't."

Hm. Maybe its not in this dream.

"Well no matter."

I stood up which caused Darkness' eyes to look down, then suddenly widen her eyes before turning away. I moved over to her and crouched.

"What's wrong?"

She turned back to me, face already red but somehow grew redder when she saw how close I was.

Darkness: "W-What do you mean 'what's wrong'?! This situation isn't normal!"

I put my finger up to my chin.

"That may be so, but I've been in this kind of situation before~."

Darkness: "W-What?!"

This IS a dream so lets act before I wake up and miss this chance. Sorry in advance for having this dream real Darkness!

I moved closer to her face.

Darkenss: "W-W-W-Wait a second! We haven't known eachother for that l-long! A-At least wait a little longer!"

"Oh Darkness, I've known you for so long though."

Darkness: "W-What do you mean...?"

This is a dream so I'm sure it doesn't matter.

"This is my second time round. You see, I'm from an alternate reali—"

My vision suddenly dimmed and I felt an immense pressure and hell, I think I even felt something tug at my heart.

W-What was that?!

The pressure suddenly disappeared and I could see normally again. Darkness looked a bit worried.

Darkness: "(Y/N)? A-Are you okay?"