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MatsuHana vs. Karen! (MatsuHana)

⚠Warning! Blowjob, degrading kink⚠

Round 1!

Makki's POV

Me and Mattsun were in line, trying to get snacks for our date night.
Keyword: trying
There was a Karen in front of us, yelling about how she doesn't need to wear a mask because she has a "medical condition". Suddenly, Mattsun says " Ma'am, could you please either put on a mask or leave. Some of us have places to be." He said with an annoyed face. "No! You will not boss me around!" "Ma'am, I just want to get home. So can we please hurry this up?" "No you asshole I should just call my lawyer-" "Oh my god can we just hurry this UP?!" I yelled, already tired of this. "DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME  BRAT!" At this point I was ready to drag her by her hair. Then Mattsun stopped me. " Makki's, just drop it. We can go to another checkout line." Mattsun said calmly. My face softened.

"Fine." I say. "Oh no you guys aren't going anywhere!" She said looking like a madman "Why?" We both asked. "I'm gonna call my lawyer and sue you guys!" She grabs her phone and steps out of line to take her call. I use this opportunity to slip past her in line. She doesn't even notice Mattsun and I. I whisper to the cashier, asking her to check us out. By the time she got off the phone, Mattsun and I's groceries were already bagged and done. "*REALLY OVER DRAMATIC GASP* YOU DID NOT!" "But I did." I say, done with this.

"Come on baby, let's go." "Yea, we are done here." I say, kissing him on the cheek. He blushed hard and says "Makkiiiiii! We're in public!" The Karen gasped and started talking about how being gay is a sin as we walked out of the store, hand in hand.
We had a great movie night, kissing and cuddling as we watch Star Wars for the nth time.
       KAREN: 0      MATSUHANA: 1

ROUND 2!!

Mattsun's POV

I woke up to Takahiro on my chest, sleeping peacefully. We'd had a great movie night, bingeing the entire Star Wars series. "Wake up Taka, it's 5:30 am." I said softly. "Mnmmmm" Was all he mumbled. "Please love?" "Mmm.... Good morning Issei." He mumbled. "We got to get to school." Sighing, he got up and... Kissed me? I kissed back, slipping in my tongue. We kept kissing for about 5 minutes, before we got ready for school and practice.

The school day consisted of strict teachers, Oikawa being annoying and Iwazumi getting mad at him, and Makki sneaking me kisses. After afternoon practice, I asked Makki if he wanted any food. He said that he wanted to go to an Onigiri shop. I knew a nice Onigiri shop so we went over there. When we walked in,  there was a short woman screaming at a waitress about... Shrimp? " WHY WOULD YOU PUT SHRIMP IN YOUR ONIGIRI! YOU KILLED AN INNOCENT ANIMAL!" She kept screaming about the shrimp and it was loud.

"Another Karen?! Didn't we deal with one of them yesterday?" Makki says. "Let's just go order." I say. On our way to the counter, I accidentally bump in to the lady. 'Shit' I think. She turns around to us and starts yelling at..... Takahiro?! " Why the hell did you bump into me?! You need to learn some manners kid!" Here we go again. But unlike last time, she was targeting her yelling at MY boyfriend. I was not having that one. "Oi! Stop yelling at him. I was the one that accidentally bumped into you so stop harassing my boyfriend!" I yell at her. She looked shocked. Almost like no one had yelled at her before. "You guys are.... GAY?!" She explodes. Before I could cuss her out, Makki beats me to it.

He started to cuss the HELL out of this woman while I watch in pure joy.  By the time Makki was finished, the woman was almost in tears. I watched with a smirk on my face as she stormed out of the Onigiri shop, and I could've sworn I saw a tear fall on the ground. We said sorry to the workers for causing a mess, got our food and left.

          KAREN: 0 MATSUHANA: 2

FINALLLLLL ROUND!!!

Makki's POV