Hawks x Reader Oneshots/ Headcanons

I'm a bad b*tch

A/N: I've had this in mind for a while now but idk how exactly I can up with this lmao I just needed the serotonin. It's gonna be kinda dumb but I need to get it out.

You sat in front of the floor length mirror that hung from the wall. It was almost time for you to leave to go spend a night out with your friends. There was t any special reason, it just seemed like a good idea because no one had plans so you all decided to meet up.

The day started off slow but then time seemed to fly by so you hurriedly took a quick shower and picked out an outfit you liked. You then grabbed your makeup and started doing whatever would be quick but look even somewhat nice.

In the midst of this, Keigo was just sitting back and chuckling to himself at how you were running around almost frantically. But he'd make himself helpful when you needed something or saw that you've forgotten something.

However, it didn't help that he was at first trying to sit behind you as you tried doing your makeup. You could t get anything done since he was acting like a koala so you shooed him away. He didn't leave the spot you were at though.

He was sitting down on the floor with you and just staring at you adoringly as you were getting ready. Even if you looked a bit ridiculous in the process, he still thought you were very beautiful to him.

But he also seemed to be mistreated in an eyeshadow palette that you had with you. You noticed he was rummaging through some of you r makeup but didn't really look at him.

"Keigo, don't mess around with my stuff, okay?" You say, still not looking at him.

He hummed a yes but he was already carried away with the colorful shades. Keigo proceeded to do some test swatches on his forearm and soon enough, he was the eyeshadow palette.

Then he decided on the colors he liked the the best and but some on his eyelids. You still didn't lay him any attention so he took that as an advantage. He was only using his fingers so the eyeshadow looked ridiculous like a toddler did it.

You were finally done and got up to grab your phone and saw that your friends were already on their way to pick you up and they'd be there shortly. You grabbed a purse and headed to the kitchen for some water.

"Y/n! Don't forget your shoes!" Keigo called out to you from the room. You have him a quick reply and went back inside the room to get your shoes that would match your outfit.

You still didn't really lay him attention and on your way to the front door, your phone rang. It was your friends telling you to hurry since they were already there.

"Keigo, I'm leaving now," you say as you grab the last of your things.

He came out of the room and once you saw him you start laughing. He looked absolutely ridiculous. The eyeshadow was one thing but he tried to use other things like highlighter and lipgloss.

"Kei, what did you do?" You say laughing.

"A look, obviously," he said sarcastically. You take a look at his forearms and gasp.

"What the heck, Keigo," you say. "Well, I'm going to properly do your makeup another time. And I'll clean up the mess when I come back."

"Don't worry about it, lovebird, I'll clean up for you," he said. "But before you go, how do I take this off?"

"I have makeup remover wipes in the bathroom," you say. "K, I really gotta go."

"Wait," he said. You were about to protest but instead he kissed you. "Okay, now you can go. And remember, if anyone's being creepy, just let me know and I'll take care of it for you."

You smile and roll your eyes at him. "Thanks but I think I can handle myself." Before you finally left, he gave you one final kiss but you pites now that your lipgloss wasn't there anymore.

Keigo chuckled softly and handed you another tube of lipgloss. "I did that on purpose. I think this one would look better."

"But Keigo, it's a much bolder color!" You protest. He kisses you again and puts the tube in your palm.

"You're already running late, but if you wanna stay with me, I wouldn't mind," he teased.

"I would t either but I've already agreed to go out," you reply. "Also, while I'm gone, don't get into any of my makeup. I don't need you looking even more ridiculous."

"Alright, have fun Babybird," he said on your way out.

"Okay, see you later! Love you!" You call out as you walk towards your friends.

"Love you too," he replied back.

*a few days later*
It's been a slow day today and you finally did what you told Keigo you'd do, you were doing a full face of makeup on him.

It was one of the funniest and difficult things to do. You had his head on your lap and the angle he was in made it difficult to apply makeup on him but it was doable. What you found funny though was his reaction to certain things. No explanation as to why, but it just made you laugh.

"Y/n are we almost done?" He whined for that felt like the tenth time.

"In a bit, Keigo," you say. You just needed to add the lipgloss and some highlighter and that was about it. "Now I'm done you big baby. Go look in the mirror."

You both walked to the bathroom mirror and watched as he examined your work on his face.

"Damn, I'm a bad bitch," he said after a while. You burst out laughing.

"Yeah, I guess you are," you say with laughter in your voice. "You're only missing a set of nails and you're there."

The rest of the day, he had a different attitude and his go to line was "I'm a bad bitch". He'd use it when you'd try getting him to do certain things around the apartment. He'd say no and argue that a baddie doesn't need to follow anyone else's orders.

He'd only do those tasks when you threatened to not cuddle him that night or that you weren't going to share your snacks with him.

A/n: I just wanna say I'm so sorry this turned out kinda crappy but I just needed to get it out of my head. Also, happy late birthday to Kuroo but that won't be lived for long cuz mine is the day after his lmao. I wasn't really feeling my best physically today but I still had a good time. Anyways, I hope you guys are looking out for yourselves and make sure you eat properly and drink water. :)