"Fuck." Lip mumbled. Ian looked up from his phone and saw his brother. They were both in the kitchen and Lip had been struggling to open the coffee can for the past five minutes. He pulled the container once more and still didn't open. "Piece of shit." He said and pulled harder. Ian was sitting at the table texting Mickey. He looked up and smiled to himself. "Lip." Ian called and Lip groaned. "Ughh." He said and slammed the coffee can. "What?" Lip snarled and Ian's eyes widen with shock. "Fuck." Lip said and scratched his lip. "Sorry man." He said and Ian got up from the table. He walked around the stove and grabbed the can.
"Everything alright?" Ian asked and popped it open. "Yeah." Lip lied and Ian gave him a look. Lip smiled and grabbed the can from him. "Just frustrated." Lip said Ian smiled. "Me and Mick can take Freddie tonight or something if you and Tami want alone time." Ian offered and Lip snorted. "That's exactly it." He said and opened the coffee maker. "What us taking Fred?" Ian asked and Lip shook his head. He poured the water in and slammed it closed. "You ever heard of..." He started but laughed and looked towards Ian. He cleared his throat. "You ever heard of No Nut November?" He asked and Ian smiled. "What the fuck is that?" Ian said and Lip smiled.
"It's some stupid shit you do in November, no sex, no masterbating, all that good shit." Lip explained and Ian laughed. "Shut the fuck up, Tami got me on it and I never turn down a dare, not even something as fucked as this." He said and Ian smiled. Just then stomps came from the stairs. "What you guys talking about?" Carl asked and Ian laughed. "Nothing." Lip said quickly and Ian turned to Carl. "You ever hear about No Nut-" Ian started but Carl interrupted him. "November? Yeah I've heard of it." He said and sat on the stool. "Tami got you doing that shit." Carl asked Lip and Lip tossed a finger at him. Ian laughed and Carl rolled his eyes. "Okay wise guy." Lip said to Ian noticing he found his situation hilarious. "What?" Ian asked and Carl smiled. "Why don't you do it?" Lip challenged and Ian shook his head. "No, hell no." Ian said back. "Why?" Carl asked and Ian turned towards him. "Cause I basically can't with Mickey around." He said and the other two men laughed.
"When's the last time you and Mick had sex?" Lip asked and Ian made a thinking face. "Since like Halloween, I think." He said and Carl's eyes widen. "That long, you two?" He said and Ian rolled his eyes. "We've been busy doing other shit." He said and Carl rolled his eyes. "No wonder why I've been getting some good decent sleep." Carl said and Ian flipped him off. "So you've basically been doing it, it's like the 7th." Lip said and Ian shrugged. "I bet I can last longer than you." Lip challenged and Ian's eyes widen. "You think?" Ian asked and Lip smiled. "I don't think, I know." Lip said back and Ian laughed. "Woooo." Carl said and smiled. Ian stood there considering. He hummed. "Fine, you're on." He said and Lip smiled. Carl laughed. "You gonna kick Mickey out of the house?" Carl asked while laughing. Ian laughed as well.
"You know you can't have sex with Mickey or anything like that?" Carl said and Ian nodded. "How do you know about this anyway?" Ian asked Carl and Carl smiled. "When I got my circumcison I basically had to do the same thing for a whole month." He said which made Ian and Lip snort. "Kelly was the one who told me that it's something guys and even girls do in November." He added. "How did you no-you know?" Lip asked. "Doc told me to imagine hairy ball sacks." Carl said and Lip nodded. "Guess that really won't work for Ian though." He joked and Lip busted out laughing. Ian reached over and smacked Carl's head. They all laughed and settled into the living room.
They began watching a documentary when Mickey arrived. "Hey." Mickey greeted. Carl and Lip mumbled a hey and Mickey walked behind Ian. Ian looked up from the couch and smiled. Mickey smiled back and leaned down to kiss Ian. They kissed once then again. "Hey." Ian said and Mickey smiled. "How was work?" Ian asked and Mickey shrugged. "Work is work." He replied and Ian nodded. "I'm gonna go put my shit away." Mickey said and turned to go upstairs. Ian cleared his throat and got up. He began going up the stairs when Lip called his name. "Aye." He said and Ian turned to him. "No fucking or you're out." He whispered and Ian nodded. "Yeah yeah." He said and jogged up the stairs.
Mickey had his back towards Ian. He pulled his jacket off and was only in his red long sleeve and blue jeans. Ian smiled to himself and wrapped his arms around Mickey. "Hey." He said and Mickey smiled. Mickey turned around and kissed him. Mickey smiled more and started rubbing his arms on his shoulders, arms, and around his waist. Ian hummed as he felt himself grow hard. "Mmmm-ick." Ian said and Mickey smiled to himself. Ian frowned the cleared his throat. "I can't." Ian said shaking his head and holding Mickeys wrist. "What?" Mickey asked with a smile. "I can't." Ian said and smiled. "Fuck you mean you can't?" Mickey asked and pulled away. Ian smiled awkwardly and turned around. He was hard and he needed it to go away. Mickey scoffed and crossed his arms. "You're obviously hard, let me take care of it." Mickey said and tried turning him around. "Mickey." Ian said and Mickey raised his hands. He smiled and tugged his belt loops. "I just can't." Ian said and Mickey raised his eyebrows.
"What? My words obviously get you hard." Mickey smirked and Ian shook his head. "That's what you want? Me taking care of it, me taking care of you." Mickey said and walked closer to Ian. "Want me to push your pants down, use my hand and touch you." Mickey said and Ian leaned against the dresser. "Take you in my mouth." Mickey said with a smirk and Ian practically jumped. "Hey." Ian said and moved up and down. "Not helping." Ian said and paced the room. Mickey smirked. "Jesus." Ian mumbled and practically thrusted the air. Just then Lip ran up the stairs and banged on the door. "Ian." He said and walked in. Ian was jumping up and down and Lip obviously had a boner. Mickey smiled as Lip awkwardly walked in. "Let's go for a run." Lip suggested and Ian nodded fast, closing his eyes. Mickey laughed and touched Ian's shoulder. "Stop. Don't touch me." Ian moaned out and Mickeys smiled, raising his eyebrows. "You really want me to stop?" Mickey asked biting his lip. "Fuck, Lip, lets go." He said and they both awkwardly walked out the room.
Mickey stepped out the room. He headed to the bathroom to see Tami open the door. "Hey." She greeted and Mickey nodded. They both watched the two men walk weirdly down the stairs. "Practically said five words and he got hard." Tami said and Mickey nodded. "Mine too." He replied. They shared a look. "Remember." Tami said as she moved. "Which ever one gives in first, we owe each other 20 bucks." She said and Mickey nodded. "Didn't forget." He said and they high fived. "Great." She replied and walked happily down the stairs. Truth was Mickey knew. He knew because he was the one who suggested it to Tami. Believe it or not, Ian would be the first to give in and Mickey would be short 20 bucks the next day.
Notes:
-cute brother love
- Mickey knew, who else loves to give their husband hell?
-idea randomly came to me, lol
