Duncan leads the search party on a path.
DUNCAN: So, what made your friend go crazy on earthbending?
BRIDGETTE: Well, it was kinda my fault. I pushed her too hard. I wanted this handsome young man to join our town...GEOFF: You mean you just asked the next boy on the street to--
BRIDGETTE: I did not! And I'm not finished. I told her; she got angry, Lindsay got angry, and then I got angry. Lindsay grabbed her bracelet and her powers were revealed.GEOFF: Did Robin ever warn you about strangers?!
BRIDGETTE: He did, but Alejandro's not a stranger.
GEOFF: Really? Where's he from?
BRIDGETTE: Honduras.GEOFF: Favorite food?
BRIDGETTE: Baleada.
GEOFF: Eye color?
BRIDGETTE: Sexy.
GEOFF: What's inside his pants?
BRIDGETTE: What's inside his pants doesn't matter.
TYLER: Why are you asking her all these things?
GEOFF: Well, I just summarized that it's not romance.
BRIDGETTE: What're you, some kind of romance expert?
GEOFF: Yes I am!
Duncan becomes alarmed and cautious.LINDSAY: Wolf boy, why did you stop--
DUNCAN: Quiet!
LINDSAY: But--
DUNCAN: No really! Be quiet!
The search party hears cackles.DUNCAN: I knew it! Hyenas. Hang on!
A gang of 12 hyenas, all female, suddenly jump out. They cackle as they chase Courtney first. The others stand still as the chase is on.
DUNCAN: Come at me, my old nemesis!
BRIDGETTE: What're we supposed to do?
GEOFF: You stay out of this! I don't trust a girl who becomes infatuated with some man she just met!
BRIDGETTE: It's romance!
GEOFF: I thought we had something!
BRIDGETTE: We still do!The hyenas come close to biting Courtney, but Duncan fights them off one by one and toss them into a river. The matriarch of the hyenas-- the Big One -- pounces on Duncan, but he cracks her jaw and is the final one to be tossed into the river.
GEOFF: See, I told you he'd come in handy.
COURTNEY: Th-thank you... D-Duncan...
DUNCAN: No problem, girl. Wanna see my life?COURTNEY: It wouldn't hurt, would it?
DUNCAN: Course it wouldn't. Florian will lead the others. (raises his voice) Hey folks, we're parting ways!Duncan and Courtney walk one path, the rest walk another.
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