The crew make it to Hyrule, which turns out to be a place in the forest accessible by a portal.
JENNY: Geoff's back! Wait, that's Geoff? Which one of you is Duncan then?
GEOFF: Tell me, where's Queen Zelda?
SHELDON: She's sleeping still, but look! I made a sprout! And I made my first flower necklace.
TEMER: I just came back from the Russian SFSR...
SHELDON: Hey people, look at this!
Sheldon readies his bow and then launches his arrow.
TYLER: Wow, he's getting good.
DUNCAN: Who are these people?
COURTNEY: They're the Hylians. Duh!
DUNCAN: These people are hippies.
STAN: Hey look at that! Geoff's got a girlfriend!
GEOFF: You mean you've never heard of Bridgette?
KYLE: You think-ah we could-ah make a match with this-ah one, eh?
BRIDGETTE: This-ah one?
GEOFF: This-ah-- oh! It's alright, Bridge. Everyone's from a different culture. Don't be shocked if you give Sheldon some yen and he responds "Arigato!"
The Hylians pick up Duncan and Courtney and carry them over to the middle of their hideout. Jake the dog "initiates" them.
LINDSAY: Wait, what's going on here?
TYLER: They're romance experts, so they know when romance makes a match.
LINDSAY: So Duncan and Courtney are a romance match?
TYLER: Looks that way.
JAKE: Now let's see. Cute eyes, good hearts, strong teeth. Yes, of course, you two are perfect for each other!
DUNCAN: What!?
JAKE: Just follow me!
DUNCAN: Where are you taking us?
JAKE: To a place known as "Upendi"...
