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Bad Sanses as Parents (Headcanon)

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Okay. . .

No one requested it, but I'm doing it anyway!

I did the Stars so it only seems right to do the Bad Boiz too.

Hope you guys enjoy!

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Nightmare

🌙 Nootmare is actually an amazing parent! He can be a bit strict at times, but he has the patience of a god when it comes to kids (not so much when it comes to the Bad Sanses however).

🌙 This boy isn't too keen on letting his child go out and have sleepovers. He has to be in a really good mood before even considering it. You usually have to convince him that it's okay, depending on whether you'll allow it.

🌙 Stress comes very often with this octopus. He usually drops his child off at Dream's place before coming home and cuddling with you. That's the only way for him to relax.

🌙 He loves reading with his child! He makes sure his child is well versed in literature and basically ensures his child getting an A+ in Lit Class at school. Nootmare reads with his child every night and sometimes falls asleep with his child. You have the most adorable pictures of the two!

Error

🧶 Glitchy is a great parent! He is a little more lenient than Nightmare is, but when his child's health is thrown into the mix, he turns to overprotective parent mode.

🧶 Sleepovers are perfectly fine in his book. Error is more of a laid back parent. Funny story! One time Error told his child that it was okay to go to a sleepover. Your child then told him that you had said no. Error responded with "ThEn YoU cAn't Go. WHy'd YoU AsK mE whEn YoUr mOthEr AlreaDy SAID no? WhAtEver mOm SaYs, GoeS." Error isn't too keen on fighting you.

🧶 When this glitch is stressed, everything goes to shit. It's very concerning when you find him drinking a cup of coffee at 3am or when you come home from work and your child is taped to the wall. You usually have to make him go to bed or force him to relax before he returns to normal.

🧶 Where to begin. . . Error loves playing house, having tea parties, and playing dress up with his kid. He makes little dolls for his child and even makes matching outfits for you and your child. Tea parties are a must and he even let his child make him wear a dress. You love the blackmail material!

Dust

⚠️ Dusty is a very observant parent. His child better think twice before sneaking out at midnight to go to a party.

⚠️ Sleepovers depend on who is hosting it. If it's someone he knows then he will probably let his child go, as long as there is no alcohol or drugs. If it's someone he doesn't know, then he will say no. Simple as that.

⚠️ Stress is a common thing for this skele. Usually, he will drop off his child with Error and then spend the rest of the day with you. He will most likely just fall asleep while cuddling with you.

⚠️ Dust likes exploring with his child. He loves taking them to a park and just wandering around in nature. One time the two of them found this huge boulder in the middle of the pathway and Dust helped his child climb to the top of it. He climbed up as well and the two of them proclaimed themselves the "Rulers of the Rock". You have a picture of this and it's hung in the living room.

Cross

❌ Crossy boi is a pretty good parent! He's a little too protective over his child however. He overthinks everything.

❌ When his child asks to go to a sleepover, Crossy immediately jumps to everything bad that could happen. You are usually the one who has to reassure him that everything will be fine. 

❌ Crossy rarely gets stressed over his child, but when he does he usually leaves his child in Nightmare's care. Then he will either take you out to karaoke or maybe buy tickets to see a show. Music calms him down.

❌ Singing and playing pretend are the highlight of his time spent with his child. He tends to take it a little too seriously at times though. At least his child will always win the talent show at school due to their amazing voice.

Horror

🥐 Horror is an ok parent. He may not be the best at keeping an eye socket out for his child, but at least their well fed.

🥐 This boi will let his child do pretty much whatever they want. As long as you're okay with it, they can go to any and all sleepovers. It just means Horror gets more time alone with you.

🥐 Stress doesn't come often for Horror. Even when he is stressed over his child, he doesn't usually leave them in someone else's care. Normally he just takes you and your child out to have a family breakfast.

🥐 Baking is what takes up most of Horror and his child's time. You join in most of the time as well, but sometimes you take videos of the two. One time your child poured milk in the hole of Horror's skull. It was hilarious for you, but not so much for Horror.

Killer

🥡 Kills is that fun parent that has the best ideas and makes other kids wish they had him as a father. Who doesn't like a geeky family? We have the most fun!

🥡 Killer is the one hosting the sleepover. He loves having his child's friends over. They never want to leave. Junk food is the staple with Anime and games past midnight. 

🥡 Stress is easily solved with kisses and anime! He usually leaves his child with Dust. Then he will come back home and watch anime with you. It's always romance Anime. 

🥡 Family game night is his favorite. Whether they're board games or video games, he loves them all the same. Even though he is going up against his child, he will not go easy on them. His child almost never wins. Although, Kills does give them tips on how to get better. 

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I loved writing this! It was also easier to write than I thought it would be.

I actually based one of them on what my parents are like!

I hope you enjoyed reading this!

Bye Bye!