Sans Aus x Reader Oneshots (Infrequent Updates)

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Background Knowledge

You have been in the underground for a little while. You haven't made it past Alphys though. You were too intimidated. Sans let you stay at his house for the time being and Papyrus doesn't seem to mind having you around. Right now you are making dinner for Sans and Papyrus to show your gratitude once again for letting you stay. (If you don't know how to cook then just roll with it. *pulls out rolling pin*)

Your POV

"Alright time to make dinner!" Ever since I started staying with Papyrus and Sans, I have been helping around the house, but this is the first time I've tried making dinner for them. Sans is always the one who cooks and no offense to the little cinnamon roll, he's not the best at cooking. 

I started getting the ingredients out so I can begin cooking. Tonight I was making Chicken Alfredo because I noticed that the boys haven't had a lot of different foods. Papyrus practically lived off of honey and Sans ate nothing, but tacos. I wanted to change that. "Let's see here...I got the chicken, the butter, the penne, and the Parmesan cheese. Then for the sauce I have the garlic, the butter, the oregano, the flour, the..." I continued listing off all the ingredients and found that I had everything.

"Time to start cooking!"

And I would have done just that if Sans hadn't walked in. "Y/N! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE KITCHEN?" He looked at the ingredients that I had set out and then looked back at me with stars in his eyes. Oh no. "YOU'RE GOING TO COOK SOMETHING!? MWEHEHEHE!! THEN I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, SHALL ASIST YOU!" 

I mentally face palmed. It's not that I don't like Sans, in fact, I actually have a tiny crush on him! I was just hoping I could do this on my own and not have to prevent Sans from food poisoning all of us. I sigh and think of the best way to break the news to him. Then it clicked.

"Hey Sans. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I was kinda hoping that I could make it on my own, without any help."

Sans's smile fell slightly and his stars disappeared. "SO I CAN'T COOK WITH YOU?" His smile was slowly turning into a frown and the guilt was settling in. I need to think fast. "Sans. I would absolutely love to cook with you, but...if you helped me then...it wouldn't be my dish anymore! If you helped, it would be your magnificent food and not my cooking. I just want to try and make something on my own. Even if it won't be as magnificent as yours!" Whew, nice save.

I'm not sure if I got the point across or not because I was really just throwing words together to make it sound believable. But when I look at Sans's face, I realize it worked. "MWEHEH, OF COURSE Y/N. I UNDERSTAND! INSTEAD OF HELPING, I WILL MERELY OBSERVE HOW YOU COOK!"

Fair enough. I smile and nod at Sans as he goes to get a chair so he can 'observe my cooking'. I wait for Sans to come back before directing my attention back to cooking.

Time Skippity

I just finished seasoning the chicken and left it to cook for 8-10 minutes on the medium temperature. I take a breath and turn to Sans who has been quiet since I started. He looked confused. "What is it Sans? You look confused." He seemed to snap out of his thoughts before answering my question. "WELL Y/N, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE COOK LIKE THIS BEFORE! IT'S SO...CALM. WHENEVER I COOK WITH ALPHYS THE KITCHEN IS ALL MESSY AND THERE IS USUALLY A FIRE."

Wow. Reminder: Never Cook With Alphys. I look back at the chicken and move it around a little to make sure nothing burns. Then I turn back to Sans. He continued to talk. "ALPHYS TAUGHT ME THAT YOU NEED TO COOK WITH A BURNING PASSION. LET THE HEAT OF THE STOVE RESEMBLE THE FIRE IN YOUR SOUL. YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE DOING THAT."