Incorrect Quotes

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my inspiration for this goes fully to @wendyguardiansofgf, you probably already have but if you haven't go check out her juke one-shots, she has incorrect quote chapters and they're hilarious

ummm im gonna work on a real chapter tomorrow but i felt like doing something small tonight so umm yeah hehe







alex: i almost threw hands with my reflection today. i fucking hate that bitch


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flynn: *telling julie to stop hitting on luke bc hes a ghost*

julie: god literally came down to earth to tell me that you're being a dumb bitch


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luke: i got asked out twenty different times today

alex: okay? and who has a bigger myspace following? me bitch


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reggie: *says something stupid*

alex: i literally have a trash can dedicated to your bad ideas


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carrie: *says something rude*

flynn: from the very bottom of my heart, i do not give a single fuck


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willie: not everyone can be an edgy bad bitch. step in line


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julie, about luke: he could run me over with a truck and id say sorry

luke, about julie: she could stab be in the throat with a fork and id thank her


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flynn: julie. hes. a. ghost.

julie: does it look like i give a fuck? hes hot so hes staying

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