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Chapter 2 Baking, Revamp

I spent the night after my first day of junior year tossing and turning. I had no idea what was happening. All of a sudden fictional characters were coming to life. Unfortunately, it was just my luck that they happened to be from a trash anime instead of say something cute like Ms.Kobayashi's Dragon Maid. Not to mention I had no idea how exactly I was going to collect information on them for my survival guide. I guess it was sort of evident I'd have to get close to them in order to learn anything. However, I enjoyed my life much like any other person does.

I managed to get about an hour of shut-eye before I was woken up to the ringing of my alarm clock. Today instead of taking time to get dressed and ready for the prison I call school I instead rushed my routine. Today I decided I was going to leave early and walk to school in order to gather my thoughts and figure out how I should proceed with my research. It was evident I had to interact with at least one of the Sakamki's but just which one should I choose as my first victim? Shu is almost always asleep and seems to have some weird fetish with sleeping in bathtubs so he's a no-go. If I went with Reiji I would probably become his victim after he makes me drink one of his weird concoctions. Laito probably wouldn't kill me but I think I wouldn't have my virginity anymore if I picked him. Ayato's narcissism would probably drive me insane. Kanato's likely to have a manic bipolar episode and I didn't really feel like being present for it. That left the one and only tsundere, Subaru.

I arrived at school just as I had decided who would be my first target. As I was walking up to the front entrance I noticed an oddity in the bus line. In between two yellow buses was a giant black limo. Right, because why would rich aristocrat vampires take public transportation when they got daddy's money?

I watched as they got out of the limo and tried to will up the courage to go over to them.

Still nervous I took a deep breath, and muttered to myself, "Fuck it.".

I walked over fully prepared for death. Without addressing any of them I hooked my arm with Subarus and gave him a big fat grin.

"Hey, bestie! Let's walk to English together I have so much tea I want to talk to you about!" I said while I dragged him away from his brothers. His brothers watched him and I leave with bewilderment and amusement. Just who was this human who had managed to drag their youngest brother off?

Much to his distaste I continued to hook arms with Subaru and drag him through the school building.

"Why the fuck are we talking about tea?" He asked.

I sighed, "Tea is American slang for drama, and we're not. I just needed an excuse to grab you." I replied

"I'm going to fucking kill you," He said when we finally reached a less crowded area of the school.

Letting go of his arm I replied, "Thats nice, so tell me do you like have a preferred blood type or a preferred gender or age group?"

I took out my phone and pulled out my notes app so I could type down his reply.

"Tch, I like teenage girls specifically those in their junior year and who don't know how to shut the hell up." He said.

I nodded my head as I wrote what he said down while adding notes, "Noted so you prefer them young but like, FBI at your door young."

He made an attempt to grab my phone but I managed to slip it into my pocket, "Do you have a fucking death wish?"

I rolled my eyes, "No, if I did I would have gone with Kanato instead of you."

Subaru just glared at my response and said, "It's too early to deal with your crap,"

"Agreeded it is way too early to be conducting an interview. I'll just find you at lunch instead and then we can talk and share our deepest darkest secrets like true besties. Anyway, class is about to start so we better get a move on." I said.