Tim Drake: Okay,so I just went to the kitchen and got some juice okay?
Jason Todd:Okay?
Tim Drake: When I went back to my room instead of throwing my phone on the bed I threw my juice.
Dick Grayson:Timmy you need to go to sleep
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Roy Harper:OH MY GOD I LOVE JADE SO MUCH!
Jason Todd: Cool. I didn't ask
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Jason Todd:Fires his guns loudly throughout the house
Tim Drake:THIS IS WHY BRUCE DOESN'T FREAKING LOVE YOU!!!
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Dick Grayson:Singing a Christmas song: I just wanna see-
Jason Todd:The Joker in a Coma oN THE FLOOR
Damian Wayne:IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING
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Damian Wayne and Jason Todd(asleep)
The Entire household: BDEGDEGFRGFRHFHGCHTHGKYLHT
Tim Drake:Guys shut up! The demons are trying to sleep
Damian and Jason: -_-
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Cassandra Cain: Long day huh?
Bruce Wayne: I just adopted my son's ex- girlfriend.
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Dick Grayson:Barges through Barbara's window like it's normal
Barbara Gordon:Who's with Luke Fox now: Get out.
Dick Grayson:Proceeds to throw himself out the window
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Jon Kent: So anyone remember Damian's huge crush on Djinn?
Raven Roth: WHAT
Damian Wayne: Beloved that a long time ago...
Raven Roth: I'LL KILL HER!!
Damian Wayne:BELOVED STOP!
Bruce Wayne:WHO ARE YOU CALLING?!
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Stephanie Brown:Ooh Waffles
Tim Drake: Angry noises that are not human
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Damian Wayne( Blushing at Raven): You’re so sweet.
Raven Roth: Kisses Damian in front of Bruce just to hear Bruce rage.
Raven Roth: I love you Babe
Damian Wayne: I -uh-um...Hi Father?
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Bruce Wayne: (In a group chat with his kids): okay which one of you kids thought it'd be funny to see if the kitchen table could float?
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Jason Todd and Isabel Ardila:Going out on a date.
Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson:Casually spying on them.
Isabel Ardila:Kisses Jason..
Dick Grayson:Unholy fanboy noises
Bruce Wayne: Unholy overprotective screech
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Dick Grayson(Swings from chandelier and accidentally knocked out Jason)
Also Dick Grayson: Puts an ice pack on his forehead and a blanket over him. : Sorry Little Wing. Just lay here for a while. (Kisses Jason's forehead like 800 million times)
Bruce Wayne:You do realize he's unconscious and not sleeping right?
Dick Grayson: Wait there's a difference between unconscious and sleeping?!
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Bruce Wayne: But Alfred you don't understand. MY JASON HAS GROWN UP!! SO HAS LITTLE TIM. NOW DAMIAN IS 14 AND HAS A GIRLFRIEND(Sobs)
Alfred Pennyworth: Master Dick visits
So will the other young masters.
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Jaime Reyes: So about that plan to kill Garfield.
Raven Roth: What did he do?
Jaime Reyes: He called Damian Cutie
Raven Roth: Okay let's destroy this green boyfriend stealer.
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Tim Drake: Finally I loved Stephanie but now I'm over her.
Dick Grayson:Pfft. You're such a bad liar
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Dick Grayson: Shaking An asleep Damian awake:Come on! I'm bored.
Damian Wayne:Mm. Five more minutes.
Dick Grayson:Aww how cute.
Damian Wayne:Go away I'm sleepy. Don't make me KILL you Grayson.
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Jason Todd: Hey Isabel. I miss you Babe. Call me.
Bruce Wayne: *Whispering* It'll be fine. Jason’s in good hands. Isabel's hand but she's nice. You will support her if Jason loves her.
Jason Todd: Bruce I'm not a child anymore! Stop worrying
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Sorry For the delay.😅 I've been pretty busy. Have a nice Day/night wherever you are
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Bat Family One-Shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of cute little one-shots about the bat family. Will include Timsteph,Jaysabel,Damirae,Batcat,and Dickkory
