Two Meddling witches and two hopeless lovers

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Draco

"I can't believe she went through with it" Theo laughed

"W-What?" Draco stuttered

"We had bet Granger a few nights ago that she wasn't brave enough to get close to you, in a flirty matter" Blaise explained, Theo was still laughing

Draco felt relieved, at least he wasn't going to kill one of his friends for sleeping with Hermione...he was going to kill Blaise and Theo for another reason entirely

"Y-You bet Granger to...what? try and seduce me?" Draco questioned

"No"

"Yes"

Blaise and Theo looked at one another

"Well? what was the reason?" Draco asked

"Both" Theo answered

"I hate you"

"Mate, you weren't doing anything to try to get with Granger, you're getting blue balls" Blaise shrugged

"Still hate you"

"We love you too Draky-pooh," Theo said, he made a kissing motion and Draco threw something at him

"So, just to be on the same page, you and Granger never..."

"Merlin no, my wife would have my balls," Blaise said

"Although..." Theo started

"You better get that thought out of your head or else I would have your balls" Draco threatened

"Merlin Draco, I didn't know you felt that way...shame, we would have made an amazing couple, but you being hopelessly enamored with Granger is kind of a turn-off," Theo said

"What about the fact that you have a girlfriend?" Blaise asked

"Ah yes, my Dreamy Luna" Theo said

Draco and Blaise made throwing up motions, causing Theo to throw napkins at them

the three Slytherin princes were a recently opened nightclub, them being...well them...got VIP seats and Draco was telling them about his hectic day

"Mate, you have got to tell her how you feel," Theo said

"She'll laugh and punch me, I really don't want to have a repeat of our third year," Draco said

"Ah, the famous punch that got our beloved Draco Malfoy hooked on a girl," Theo said

Blaise was taking a gulp from his drink when he saw someone walk through the doors, he gasped and began coughing, the other two boys looked at him, he pointed towards the door and their jaws dropped

Hermione walked in, her hair had been straightened and she was wearing a black spaghetti strap body-con dressed that enunciated her curves, she was wearing a gold belt that Draco noticed belonged to Pansy, the snakehead was a huge giveaway, her makeup was bold, making her eyes look bigger, she was looking around, clearly uncomfortable

"isn't that your wife's belt?" Theo asked

"Yeah..." Blaise said

Someone came to stand beside Hermione and Draco saw red

Cormac McLaggen

"Easy there lover boy, let's not do something that will land us in Azkaban," Theo said

"why is she with Cormac bloody McLaggen?" Draco growled

"It's not like you asked her out," Theo said, shutting up when Draco glared at him