To Dare You

Chapter Forty-nine

It was an utter shitshow to watch, Draco would glare at Snow, push him, or when he was a ferret, would get to Harry before him and scratch him.

"Dray! Stop it!" Harry yelled for like the fifth time as ferret Draco growled, pushing Snow off his shoulder and onto the carpeted floor, standing up on his shoulder showing Snow that Harry was his. He glared as he plucked the animal off and put him on top of a pile of books, picking the whimpering- again Snow up, rubbing his back to soothe the pain. "Seriously- what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Draco rolled his eyes and slumped back, looking sadly at the two as Harry kissed the rodent and soothed his back.

"Too many ferrets," Harry laughed as Draco jumped into his arms, nuzzling close to his chest as Snow copied him. He stroked the two's backs, frowning at Draco's not so soft nor fluffy fur. "Draco, you are taking a bath," He mused, Snow, tuning back to white. He could see where Draco came from for being jealous, so he was light on him.

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Harry looked at the two ferrets, giggling stupidly as Draco let out a snore, snuggling closer to Snow, licking his face unconsciously as Snow wrapped his arms around him in his slumber. And the two hated each other, which only made it funnier. "Dray, wake up!" He sung, prodding his belly with a malicious look. Normally one would, especially Harry would be mad or jealous, but he knew they were both unaware and that it would be fucking funny to see his face when he woke up cuddling his new sworn enemy. One could only hope he wouldn't get so mad he's scratch or bite him.

Draco chittered, licking Snow's face again.

Harry burst out laughing, falling off his bed and absolutely killing his book, not caring as his stomach started to hurt from laughter. "Oh- my- fucking Merlin," He cried as the image of the two cuddling and Draco licking his nose, 'his' being Snow. He sat up and crawled back onto the bed, jabbing Draco again.

Draco sniffled, eyes flickering open tiredly. He chittered slowly and faced Snow again, cuddling closer, than seeing what was happening. Letting out a loud and long squeak of disgust he jumped up, biting and scratching Snow as he ran in circles, eventually jumping onto harry and licking his face and nuzzling into his neck.

Harry was now crying of laugher and fell back after mending the surprisingly still sleeping ferret. 

Draco hissed at him, glaring.

"You should have seen you two," He wailed, pressing a kiss on Draco's forehead. "You were even licking him," His stomach was now in moral pain. He giggled stupidly, pulling the two ferrets into his arms and peppering kisses on the two's heads, ignoring Draco's squeaks of surprise and Snow's bites of fear and anger for waking him.

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Merlin, these ferrets needed a bath. Again. Well, Draco probably for the first, and Snow because he was rolling around mantles and getting covered in dust. He decided to bathe them both as ferrets- not that Snow had a choice- because Draco was probably to be unbothered as possible. And he was cuter.

And, Draco didn't seem in the mood. He hopped into Harry's shoulder, licking his ear sweetly.

"Are you- human?" Not asking if he was human, but if he wanted to be human.

Draco shook his head, licking again.

"Okay, come on stinky's, time to take an almost-midnight bath," he laughed, scooping up Snow, shaking his head as Draco hissed madly at him and Snow shuffled closer to him for comfort, in fear of the rogue Dray.

Drawing the bath, he set the two ferrets down. "I swear to merlin if I look back after getting your stupid fucking shampoo and one of you is dead, the other will be too."

Draco scoffed, rolling his eyes.

Snow shuffled away from him and backed into the corner in fear, whimpering as he remembered the violent things the other ferret had done to him.

Draco hissed and smirked in a ferret way.

"Oh Merlin," Harry groaned as he stopped the bath, picking Draco up. "You. Stop." He placed him in the water, rolling his eyes as he picked Snow up. "I'm sorry Snowie," Harry purred, kissing his forehead, and placing him in the water with Draco. Waste of water to draw to baths, unless one wanted to clean themselves in the basin... but nope. He could always use aguamente, but like anyone else, this would be funny to watch.

He sat back amusedly on a random chair he found as Draco chased Snow, and cried when Snow hissed, scratching his face. "Fuckers," Harry facepalmed as Draco paddled up to the side of the tub, placing his paws on the side and looking at him with tearful eyes as Snow swam around happily. "Dray, sorry love, but you deserved it in ways," Harry laughed, kneeling in front of the tub and pressing a kiss on his unwounded forehead. 

Draco chittered and placed his paw on Harry's.

If Harry could say so, if the ferret was in his human form he's be in his little space and calling him daddy, without a doubt.

Harry sighed as he dropped some shampoo on his hand- which was apparantly good for ferrets becasue it was gentle, and washed Draco soflt, massaging the liquid into his soon to be soft fur, rubbing his ears with his fingers softly and washing the top of his head with a toothbrush, giggling as Draco closed his eyes in pleasure and his tongue stuck out, once again gripping the side of the tub.

Snow continued to paddle around, fur sticking to his skin as the glowing wet-but-fluffy animal chittered and swam, attemting to go underwater every so often.

Rinsing his boyfriend off, Harry let him swim around some more as he gently scooped Snow up, washing him up the same way, rolling his eyes as Draco hissed when Harry massaged his ears sweeter than he did with him.

Rubbing the shampoo into Snow's belly gigerly, Snow chittered and wrapped his small paws around one of his fingers, just melting his heart.

"Merlin, its like you two are brothers who hate eachother and I'm your mother," Harry sighed as he dried to two up in fluffy white towls. He could just imagine Draco frowning and saying, 'no, Hawwy's daddy,' while glaring at Snow.

A/N: This chapter is not enough fucking fluff and cuteness, next chapter is dedicated full hands on that, dsfidsugfodshfosdufsfdsobfdso!