To Dare You

Chapter Fifty

A/N: OH MY GOD, chapter fifty? This shi gotta end soon. Anyways, probably pure fluff, not that I don't have a lot, and obviously some angst, later on. And thank you so much for 11k reads... that's 1k reads in less than two days!

"What the fuck..." Harry fell back onto the laughing as the two ferrets waddled in on their hind legs, wrapped in fluffy towels, becoming Draco and Snow burritos. "Actually though, who the fuck here is Draco?" He frowned. The two looked identical, which couldn't have been good. "Dray, love, human." He sighed.

Draco or the ferret that was presumably Draco chittered and jumped into Harry's lap, turning into a, well, naked Draco wrapped in a larger towel, however that worked.

Snow padded under the bed with a sad chatter.

"Yes?" Draco asked, kissing Harry's cheek wetly, making a small 'pblllt' sound.

"First, let's get you dressed," Harry smiled as Draco nuzzled his face into Harry's neck. "Second, I need cuddles," He pouted as he set Draco down.

"Hawwy wants cuddles?" Draco purred.

Proving his point about being in his little space, harry grinned as he picked out Draco's ferret onesie, which had just been cleaned so was quite fluffy and spotless. "Yes, Hawwy wants cuddles," Harry chuckled, slipping on Draco's boxers and onesie. "My little ferret," He kissed Draco sweetly, cradling him in his arms.

Snow jumped up onto the bed, still wrapped up and onto Harry's shoulder, nestling his head into Harry's neck with his eyes closed.

Draco closed his eyes as well, snuggling close to Harry, peppering kisses on his neck and forehead. "Dwaco loves Hawwy," He mumbled.

"I love you too, little snake," Harry purred, pulling him even closer and resing his forehead against his.

Snow licked Harry's face, now glowing.

"I love you Snowie," He giggled, nosing the little ferret.

Draco growled, embracing him tightly, hiding his face in Harry. "No Hawwy can't like snow," He murmured.

"Well, Harry does," He sighed. "You're both my two favorite ferrets," He kissed them each gently.

"Hawwy sleep." Draco hummed into his chest.

"Okay, Harry sleep." He closed his eyes, everything he could ever want in his arms- and on his shoulder.

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A/N: MENTIONS of death and drowning. No actual death or anything, just mentions. Close death and some sensitive material. Self-harm. And, fuck it, this fro here on to maybe 2 chapters is pure angst, fight me.

"Hello love," Harry smiled gently at Draco who still sat on his arms and lap, which we both numb at that point. He cupped his cheek and pecked him. "Dray, where's Snow?" He asked, noticing the ferret wasn't near him anymore.

Draco looked at his feet, toying with the zipper on his onesie.

"Draco, where is Snow?" His repeated voice raised as the taller's eyes widened and he nervously played with the soft fabric. 

"Dwaco put him in the bath," He mumbled.

"And that is bad, because?!" Harry yelled, pushing him off and running to the bathroom, face paling as he heard a small 'Snow dwown,' from the boy. "What?!" He shrieked, turning on his heels in the doorway of the bathroom. "You did what?"

"Dwaco jealous," He pouted innocently.

"Fuck you, okay? Fuck you!" He roared, practically apparating into the bathroom at the speed he ran the length- short length of four or five feet. "No, no, no, no," He murmured as he saw a limp Snow, string floss tied onto his paw and connected to the drain stopper, leaving only half of the animal in the air, thankfully including a quarter of his nostrils. "No!" He untied the string rushedly, pulling the ferret out of the water and cradling the lifeless form. "What the fuck, you bastard!" Harry screamed as he ran out, yelling at his probably insane boyfriend.

"Dwaco sowwy, Dwaco sowwy!" He exclaimed, whimpering under Harry's murderous glare.

Rocking Snow back and fourth, tears slipped down his cheek as he slid down onto the ground as he backed up against a wall, pressing a kiss on his forehead softly, caressing his fur. Laying him on the floor, he performed a series of spells, in which none worked.

Draco cowered in the bed, scratching at his arm wallontly as he cried, resembling Dobby when he did something wrong.

"No, no no," He whimpered for the millionth time, performing yet more spells. Ater one finally worked and the ferret let out a shaky, long, desperate squeak of a breath, Harry squeaked, scooping him up again and rocking him back and forth, murmuring stuff of anger to Draco and relief to Snow, kissing his cold belly. Casting a warming charm he nuzzled the still limp ferret, smiling gently as Snow's tail flicked around. Setting him on the bed next to Draco and wrapping him in a warm blanket, leaving him to rest, he continued to yell at Draco. "What in fucks Merlin where you thinking?!" He asked, frantically motioning to the limp ferret. Sighing angrily, he removed the hand Draco was scratching at and healed his wounds, forcing the boy to look at him.

"Dwaco doesnt know, Dwaco sowwy, Dwaco jealous Snow lick Hawwy," He wibbled, curling up into a ball. "Snow lick Hawwy, only Dwaco can,"

"You bastard, who cares?! It's not like I'm cheating on you with him as some bitch did to me," He screamed, once again gesturing at the now almost peaceful looking ferret. "You arent the only fucking person in my life I care about!" Glaring at him, he scooped Snow and his blankie up again, running down the stairs.

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"Bastard." He mumbled as he sat in the hospital wing in a cot, cradling Snow despite Madame's shakes of her head, refusing to leave Snow.

"Mr... Malfoy did this?" Madame Pomfrey asked as she treated Snow with some potions for the fifth or sixth time, obviously surprised that a student attempted to drown an animal.

Harry nodded weakly, smiling slightly when Snow unconsciously licked the serum off from around his mouth with his little tongue.

"Well... he should be okay- again, animals aren't what I specialize in Mr. Potter," She told him sympathetically. "Is everything okay? You come here almost every week, either with an injured ferret, different almost every time, or with Mr. Malfoy,"

"Y- yeah, everything's fine. Just- my o- owl?" He made up, kissing the ferret again as he stood. "Thank you, Mrs- Madame Pomfrey,"

With a curt nod, she walked away swiftly, still a concerned look on her face.

A/N: Never mind, I hate Dray more than Silver. Maybe I'll kill him off and make with a Snarry (Snow and Harry) fic where Harry becomes an animagus and they get a bunch of little ferret kiddios and they live happily ever after as ferrets an- WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE EWWWW WTF WTF WTF- but like it does seem cute in a way- OH MY FUCKING GOD. But actually, I should write a fic about that- wtf again. But really... it seems otp...