Pahimakas (DRV3 f!reader x Bnha various)

Sports Festival: The Battle Tournament Pt.1

(Y/n) stared in disgust at Momo. She made (Y/n) wear a cheerleading outfit, and by made I mean dragged to the changing room. "Looks like 1-A's going full-on fanservice!" Mic yelled.

(Y/n) dropped her pom pom and raised her hand, "I never agreed to this, so you better not use it to tease me Nemuri." (Y/n) said, glaring at Midnight. She then promptly left to change.

The rage from her (Y/n)talk (Like a TedTalk) with Todoroki was still festering. She wasn't worried about it though. She was still evaluating if she was real or not.

Oh shit- I probably have some weird ass fanfics or merch don't I-

Thus, (Y/n) spent the remaining lunch time inhaling ((Kazuichi)) soda and ended up vomiting at a lemon with her and All Might in it.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. I AM A MINOR AND ALL MIGHT IS NOT- WHY DO THEY SHIP US I AM SO CONFUSED-

She had to be dragged by Midnights to the stands.

She wasn't worried for Greenie, like at all. She sipped her Panta Fanta and fell asleep.

. . . . . . . . . . .

A few moments later, she was woken up by Nemuri, telling her she missed the announcement. She also informed her that she would be battling against Yaoyorozu for the first round.

Great, she thought. Now I can get revenge for the whole cheerleader thing. I swear, if the others were here, they would've been laughing their asses off. Except Gonta, he's a total sweetheart. Oh, and Kiibo and Maki. Jeez, I would've never heard the end of it from the others though, especially Kichi-

No, stop. Don't think about this right now. Just... focus. Focus on the battle. Don't lose. I wanna win. For them.

Yeah...

Apparently, the first battle was Greenie vs. the purple guy who declared war against them all.

It was fun.

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She was now back in the stadium. (Y/n) smiled happily. She was strategizing when she heard Mic introducing the enemy a second time.

"All-purpose Creation! She was admitted through recommendation, so her abilities are certified! From the hero course, it's Momo Yaoyorozu! Second Match, Start!"

(Y/n) giggled slightly, composing herself, Momo swung at her with a metal pole.

"Adam and Eve bought knowledge,

for the small price of a little sin~"

(Y/n) put on the acting mask.

"They also lost eternal life,

but what's fruit without the pits?"

A version of Momo with a tie and glasses butted in, "Apples don't have pits." Momo flinched and tried to hit the other version of herself, who dodged quickly.

"I am the Siren and It's high time that I dropped in.

And since you haven't puked yet, we'll know they're wrong when they call you sick. "

The Morality of Momo gagged slightly.

"It's unicorn horns and dragon tails,

Momo's dull creativity!"