More incorrect quotes because why not at this point

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(Writing this at like 12:30 AM. I regret nothing ~Scorpio)

Kokichi: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

(Y/n): Kokichi...

Kokichi: Yes?

(Y/n): Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?

Kokichi: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

(Y/n): I pity your dentist.

Kokichi: Ha! Jokes on you. I don't have a dentist.

Officer: You're under arrest for trying to fit three people on a Segway.

Miu: ...Wait, did you say three people?

Officer: Yes?

Gonta: Oh no...

(Y/n): Fuck! Kokichi fell off!

(Y/n): *Sees Kiyo and Kokichi on the ground, lighting up candles and drawing on the ground*

(Y/n): Why are you two drawing a pentagram on the ground?

Kokichi: You told us to satanize the house.

(Y/n):

Kiyo:

Kokichi:

(Y/n): I said sanitize.

Shuichi: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask someone of they're a horse, but I can't tell them what my name is.

Kokichi: Ask me if I'm a horse. I dare you.

Shuichi: Tu es un cheval?

Kokichi: Ney.

Shuichi:

Kaito:

Kiyo:

(Y/n):

Kirumi:

Maki: I'm sick of this family.

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