Cuyan~ (OC x Clone wars)

Prank Day

"I'm booooored" I complained. "We're just waiting for instructions now, it's so dull." Ahsoka nodded next to me.
"I want some action too. Let's find fives and Hardcase, they'll be up to something for sure in this lull of activity."
"Yeah, I'll join them in whatever endeavor they're planning."
She glanced at me. "I meant to make sure they don't do anything, but your idea sounds more fun." I grinned at her.
"I'll grab Relay and Pepper. They'll be happy to join us." I hopped down from the table I was sitting on and walked out the door. Ahsoka followed me and we split in the hallway. I jogged to the place where the 501st and the 212th's ships were docked.
I walked through the divide into my ship. Eventually I got to Relay and Pepper's barracks. "Hey! You guys decent?" There was an affirmative call from inside, so I walked in. "Ahsoka and I are going to join Fives and Hardcase for whatever mess they're going to create. You two in?"
They exchanged a glance and then said "Sure" at the same time.
"Excellent. I have some ideas... Come on!" They followed me back to the 501st's ship, where we met up with Ahsoka, Fives, and Hardcase.
"Got a plan?" I asked.
"Yeah. We were going to prank Dogma and Echo, they like to bunk together because they're both pretty neat. I wanted to remove some supports in their bunk so that the top one falls on the bottom one, hopefully with them on it. But they are staying in there, and would obviously notice if we went in and started fidgeting with their bed."
"Got it." I considered the prank.
"I have a plan." I said after a few minutes.
"Is this a Skywalker plan?" Hardcase asked dubiously.
"Definitely." I responded firmly.
"Good." We exchanged a grin.
"Alright. Ahsoka will pretend that she wasn't paying attention to the briefing. She'll have Fives and Hardcase with her. She'll claim that she asked them about it, but they didn't know either, so she brought them to Dogma and Echo. You guys will distract them while I sneak in and remove those supports. Sound good?"
Relay frowned. "Where will Pepper and I be?"
"Sorry, Relay. It'll look too suspicious if you two are with them. I have a prank in mind for Ares and Aphro, though, and you both will be essential." He nodded.
"Fair enough." Good. I turned to face the rest of them.
"Any objections?"
"Sounds brilliant." Fives said. "Let's do it." I smirked. Hardcase, Ahsoka, Fives, and I left the room and walked toward Echo and Dogma's barracks.
Just before we arrived, I disappeared to the background. Ahsoka grabbed the clone's wrists and pulled them into the barracks.
"Hey! I have some questions." She told the two inside. "I may or may not have been paying attention to the briefing. I asked these two about it, but they were just as clueless as me. Can you explain it to me and these two?" Echo and Dogma got off their bunk.
"You went to those two for information? Turn to us first next time." Echo said, snickering. He began to explain the briefing to them, Dogma occasionally cutting in to add something. I crept past them. I took out the screwdriver on my army knife. Most Jedi don't carry them, but they're just so useful. I took out the screws that connect the top bunk to the bottom. It would fall off once someone rolled on it. "...and that's just about it!"
"Thanks guys." Ahsoka said. That was my cue to leave. I slipped out of the room. They walked out as well and we went a little bit down the hall before stopping and listening. Pepper and Relay walked up to us. It was after the prank, so I didn't yell at them. We waited a few minutes, and then- THUNK. We heard several swears as the top bunk full onto the bottom "KRIFF IT FIVES HOW" Echo yelled as he slammed the door open. We burst into laughter as we retreated to Ahsoka's quarters.
"Better go fix your bunk!" I yelled back at him, barely able to get the words out through my laughter. He cursed again before going back into his room, presumably to fix his bed. "That was HILARIOUS" I said. Pepper nodded.
"Their reaction was PRICELESS." We collected ourselves and Relay turned to me.
"What's your plan for Ares and Aphro?" I grinned mischievously.
"They're named after old gods. But! Those gods were-" I paused for dramatic effect- "Secret lovers." I looked at all their smirking faces. "I say we print out copies of the myth and place them around the 212th barracks." Pepper and Relay exchanged a grin. "Sounds good!" Pepper said cheerfully. Ahsoka grabbed her holopad.
"Master Anakin is great with technology, and doesn't believe in parental controls. I can print it off of here, if we have a printer."
"General Obi-Wan is the opposite. He believes in restricted holonet access and paper copies. If you can hook it up to his printer, I can grab the flyers."
"Excellent."
We browsed for the best copy of the myth, and when we decided, we printed five copies of it. Fives, Hardcase, and Ahsoka stayed behind, and Relay and Pepper walked with me back to our ship. When we reached the clone barracks we walked in and surreptitiously began dropping them around. We made small conversation with some of the clones hanging around before leaving and heading to regroup with our fellow pranksters. We probably wouldn't see the results of this one until dinner.
I decided on one more prank. "How you guys feel about one more?"
"Who are we pranking now? Relay asked. I smirked at him.
"The generals."

~*~

Obi-Wan:
Anakin and I were finishing up some paperwork. He had left some paper in his room so we went there, him to grab it and me to scold him.we reached the door and opened it.
It was like looking at a beach. Sand. Everywhere.
I carefully watched his face. At first he didn't notice. And then he did.
His eyes grew wide. His mouth popped open. "Noooooooooooo..." His face screwed up in anger and shock. He walked over to his bedside table, trying so hard to not step in the sand. I snickered. He picked up a note on his bedside table and read it aloud. "Hehehehe... -OK." My eyes widened. Oh no. "OBI WANNNNN! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?!" I ran out  yelling, a very angry Sandakin hinting me down. I didn't do it though!
"IT WASNT ME! AHHHHHH!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASNT YOU ITS YOUR HANDWRITING AND YOUR INITIALS!"
"IM NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO SIGN A CARD TELLING YOU I DID IT!"
"EXCUSES, EXCUSES!" As I ran I thought about who would be able to fake my handwriting well enough. Probably Cody... and Ellor. Oh, she does not know what she started.
"IT WAS ELLOR!" I screamed behind me.
"NO IT WASNT!" Ellor yelled from right next to me. "IT WAS YOUR IDEA!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS."
"THE NOTE SAID OTHERWISE."
I stopped. "How did you know there was a note."
Anakin stopped as well. "Yeah. How's you know?"
"KriffkriffkriffkriffABORT" she bolted away.
"GET BACK HERE GIRL" She froze like a deer in headlights and I felt a spike of paralyzing fear that almost made my knees buckle. She managed to shake it off and race away again I stopped pursuing her and turned to Anakin.
"Did you feel that?"
"Yeah. Something about that phrase... but also, fear that bad will get her in trouble one day."
"She's in trouble now." I pointed out.
"True. We'll make her clean up my room. All of the room, not just the sand."
"Sounds fair. We'll have to catch her first though."
"Yeah. Come on."

~*~

Ellor:
Ahhhhhh DID AN OOPS now I'm being hunted. How do I hide from their wrath? They can probably sense me if they tried. I reconvened with Ahsoka and the others and frantically said, "They're onto me I can't stay long they don't know that you guys are involved but y'all better get back to your ship before they suspect okay gotta go" and I ran off again.
"We'll stall them!" Fives yelled.
"Thanks!" I called behind me before running out of talking range.

They all got off scot-free, luckily, but they did find me and I had to clean Anakins room. Being the vengeful person that I am, he may or may not have lost ALL HIS SOCKS that day.
Worth it.
Ares and Aphro won't look each other in the eye and probably won't for a week. Hilarious.
Now THAT is how you address a boring day.

A/N
Woot woot! Another chapter done and fun. This one was also enjoyable to write. Next chapter will probably be pictures and descriptions of my OC clones, Relay, Pepper, Aphro, and Ares. I'm drawing them myself, so be warned. Hope you like!