Irreverent Stories

74 Stories

MY DAD IS NOT THE F****** MESSIAH by Ztories
MY DAD IS NOT THE F****** MESSIAHby Isaac Brady
Tom, an atheist, attends his Father's funeral only for him to be resurrected. Is this divine intervention or mortal hangover?
Monster Bits and Bites: A Cryptid Close-Up by Benton914
Monster Bits and Bites: A Cryptid...by Kylie Benton
An academic deep dive into the lengths (and girths) cryptids will go to keep their secrets.
A medical mind adrift by hodadmd
A medical mind adriftby mcMD
Medically minded or related poetry.
"Springfield F*ckin' Ohio: 13 Flash Fictions from My Hometown" by SLStoneWritesStuff
"Springfield F*ckin' Ohio: 13 Flas...by S.L. Stone
An anthology of short stories about my hometown of Springfield, Ohio.
Uniporn by saintevil555
Unipornby saintevil555
Silly story just for the hell of it. If you don't have a twisted sense of humour, avoid this story at all costs. There is almost no character development and if you are...
"God has updated His Cookies Policy." by darealintel
"God has updated His Cookies Polic...by
Kevin is getting ready for the UPDATE of a lifetime - The Almighty has updated HIS Cookie Policy
10 October - 2 cats in a doghouse by tuoheight
10 October - 2 cats in a doghouseby tuoheight
At one time or another, we all find ourselves in the doghouse. We get there because we are lost or angry or foolish or even brimming with confidence that no thought in o...
09 September - the end of the meet by tuoheight
09 September - the end of the meetby tuoheight
The Dog Boy, a 39-year-old man child, is being forced from his home. He has nowhere to go. Charon's Crossing, a failed racehorse, will be put down unless she wins her ne...
08 August - way        off 1st avenue by tuoheight
08 August - way off 1st ave...by tuoheight
Sometimes you can travel has as far as you planned and arrive where you were needed all along. At one moment past midnight on the 1st of August, one million monkeys clea...
07 July - the diamond desert by tuoheight
07 July - the diamond desertby tuoheight
If you're like me, you probably wonder where all the good bowling stories have been hiding. You imagine all those dramatic moments where the pins are impossibly far apa...
06 June - mostly yes, but partly no by tuoheight
06 June - mostly yes, but partly noby tuoheight
It is the morning before the summer solstice and Charon Juet's life is ruined. Or anyway, that's what her mother has just told her. The following day is Charon's 40th bi...
05 May - the Quislings by tuoheight
05 May - the Quislingsby tuoheight
Well north of Baltimore, a group stray cats calls out to the youngest Quisling daughter. The cats are the last survivors of a town that was flooded to make way for a dam...
04 April - the (high) art of sorting beans by tuoheight
04 April - the (high) art of sorti...by tuoheight
Beans are nature's most perfect food. They are like tiny children waiting to be born. They can burst through the Spring soil and transform themselves into beanstalks tha...
03 March - the moon of the snowblind by tuoheight
03 March - the moon of the snowbli...by tuoheight
Starling Prindle is trapped on the fourth floor of a parking garage in downtown Baltimore. He is inundated with thoughts of six cats lying dead with orange ribbons tied...
02 February - the memorable and the forgetten by tuoheight
02 February - the memorable and th...by tuoheight
On an unusually warm February morning, one million monkeys sit down in front of one million old fashioned typewriters and begin typing randomly. By chance, they create o...
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01 January - the drowning at Los Gatos by tuoheight
01 January - the drowning at Los G...by tuoheight
How would God respond to making a mistake? Would planets collide or mountains slide into the sea? Or would the ledger of all life simply remain out kilter until a series...
just follow the cat by tuoheight
just follow the catby tuoheight
How would God respond to making a mistake? Would planets collide or mountains slide into the sea? Or would the ledger of all life simply remain out kilter until a series...
Reverie by Lux_Ateliere
Reverieby Lucevitous
"I'm not chasing ghosts. I'm just trying to find something that feels real, something that doesn't slip through my fingers like sand."
ADHD by AceBright
ADHDby Eatenribs
That's life! Sometimes you are up and down. When you are young, everything is new. How would you know that not everyone is to trust? How would you figure out that there...
Whacking Poetic and the Notes to My Future Wife by dawilsey
Whacking Poetic and the Notes to M...by dawilsey
They say everyone plans the wedding but no one plans for the marriage, a problem Sam Aaron contemplates as he cautiously considers new love in the wake of a failed marri...