Welcome to this year's Halloween fic! For the awful, awful year of 2020, I figured I'd try to give you, dear reader, a sense of control I'm sure we've all been lacking for quite some time now. That's why, this fic is a Choose Your Own Adventure story! Sort of. There's functionally only two choices but there are a lot of options. And you're free to read through, one, some or all of them, at your own pace! Instructions will show up in bold at the appropriate time. For now, enjoy! And happy Halloween!