Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

merry frickmas: a candy cane and candy corn rivalry

Squad 💗

deadgirlwalkin: merry Christmas you guys 🎄

freezeurbrainnn: and happy fuckin holidays

allmighty: merry bitchmas

quarterbackkk_: pardon 😃

allmighty: you heard me dumb jock

greenqueen: merry Christmas motherfuckers

mcnamaraandcheese: merry Christmas everyone!! 💛🎄

linebackerrr_: shouldn't it be yellow

mcnamaraandcheese: ??

linebackerrr_: I mean the heart

mcnamaraandcheese: respectively, no 💛

linebackerrr_: okay then...

theprincessbride: merry Christmas y'all! what're you guys doing today?

freezeurbrainnn: watching all the home alone movies

deadgirlwalkin: all of them?? aren't there only two?

freezeurbrainnn: nope, there's five

allmighty: HUH 😃

freezeurbrainnn: yeah, that's what I said

greenqueen: did you say 5 😃

freezeurbrainnn: yep, I'm on movie #3 and it's horrible

mcnamaraandcheese: then why are you watching it??

freezeurbrainnn: cuz I made a promise with the boys 🥶

allmighty: oh lord, here we go with the boys™️ bullshit smh

quarterbackkk_: c'mon jd, do it for the candy canes

freezeurbrainnn: CANDY CANES?! HELL NO, IM DONE

allmighty: I'm sorry, you don't like candy canes?!

freezeurbrainnn: HELL NO THOSE THINGS ARE NASTY AF

greenqueen: that's the one thing I'll agree with him on, candy canes suck

deadgirlwalkin: ^ agreed

linebackerrr_: all of you are uncultured swines

greenqueen: nah we're cultured, y'all are just basic af

freezeurbrainnn: they said default settings frfr

quarterbackkk_: candy canes slap harder than ram on a Friday night

greenqueen: IM SORRY WHAT 😃😃😃

quarterbackkk_: DID NOT MEAN TO SEND THAT WHOOPS

deadgirlwalkin: heck no those things are as horrible as duke

greenqueen: well damn Veronica, not very holly and jolly of you 🥲

quarterbackkk_: alright, what about candy corn

freezeurbrainnn: HELL NO THOSE THINGS ARE EVEN WORSE

mcnamaraandcheese: yeah no, those things taste like literal rubber

greenqueen: ^ agreed

allmighty: wow, y'all are bland af

deadgirlwalkin: uno reverse card chandler

greenqueen: oh shoot 🤭

allmighty: you're officially dead to me Veronica

deadgirlwalkin: no fucking shit, look at my username

mcnamaraandcheese: my pure eyes can't take this, merry Christmas and to all a good day

mcnamaraandcheese left the chat

linebackerrr_: isn't it "to all a good night"

allmighty: stfu ram, say something productive at least

linebackerrr_: alright here:

linebackerrr_: candy corn is horrible

allmighty: YOU TOO RAM?!

linebackerrr_: see ya ✌️

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bruh I legit wrote this at a nail salon please—

there's this year's Christmas chapter yall, hope you enjoyed it

merry Christmas y'all, and happy holidays! ❤️🎄

love ya all
~Cee 🧡💫