Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

jd's on some stuff yet again/kurt is uncultured in cartoons

Squad 💗

deadgirlwalkin: GUYS HELP

deadgirlwalkin: H E L P

allmighty: wtf is wrong

deadgirlwalkin: JD'S CARRYING LIKE FOUR SLUSHIES AND SCREECHING THEME SONGS TO CARTOONS

greenqueen: pffft which ones has he done so far

deadgirlwalkin: UH SPONGEBOB, DANNY PHANTOM, AND FAIRLY ODDPARENTS

quarterbackkk_: tf is fairly oddparents

mcnamaraandcheese: I'm sorry Kurt you gotta leave that show's GREAT

deadgirlwalkin: Kurt you're uncultured in cartoons

deadgirlwalkin: SHIT NOW HE'S SCREAMING THE STEVEN UNIVERSE ONE AND HE DRANK ALL FOUR OF THE FULL SLUSHIES EJDBDBSHZ

allmighty: lmaooo

deadgirlwalkin: CHAN HE'S GOT A GUN I HAVE A CHANCE AT DEATH WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

greenqueen: oh shit there must've been too much in them slushies

theprincessbride: RONNIE GIVE HIM WARM MILK

greenqueen: HUH

theprincessbride: I BABYSIT A LOT OK IT HELPS KIDS FALL ASLEEP

allmighty: Martha honey, HES 17 YEARS OLD HOW TF IS THAT GONNA WORK

theprincessbride: IDK IM TRYNA HELP

deadgirlwalkin: alright I locked him on my patio and took the gun

deadgirlwalkin: HOW LONG DO I MICROWAVE THE MILK

theprincessbride: ONLY A MINUTE

mcnamaraandcheese: should I call the cops or...

deadgirlwalkin: I think I'll be fine plus I got the gun away from him

greenqueen: was he shooting shit

deadgirlwalkin: thankfully not since he ran out of bullets

mcnamaraandcheese: oh thank god I thought he shot you or something I was about to riot

deadgirlwalkin: alright i hid the gun

deadgirlwalkin: I'm bout to feed him the milk wish me luck

~it's not a chapter from me without a timeskip~

mcnamaraandcheese: VERONICA ARE YOU OK

deadgirlwalkin: yeah yeah don't worry he's sleeping now thank god

mcnamaraandcheese: ok good I was concerned for you

deadgirlwalkin: thanks?

theprincessbride: so did the milk work?

deadgirlwalkin: yeah apparently he had weed brownies so that must've done something

deadgirlwalkin: he'll be out for a while

allmighty: are your parents home or anything

deadgirlwalkin: thankfully not they're doing something for their job

quarterbackkk_: okay guys someone explain what the hell this "steven universe" shit is

mcnamaraandcheese removed quarterbackkk_ from the chat

greenqueen: oop

mcnamaraandcheese: and that's for disrespecting cartoons

allmighty: I had no clue you still watched cartoons babe

mcnamaraandcheese: yeah they were one of the things that kept me from.. y'know 💀

allmighty: 😧

allmighty: IM COMING OVER RN AND WE'RE CUDDLING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME MKAY? GOOD I'LL SEE YOU IN FIVE

greenqueen: alright I'm gonna head out

deadgirlwalkin: yeah same I gotta monitor my wasted boyfriend

greenqueen: ✌️

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alright don't ask how I thought of this I was up till two am drawing gay stuff

but uh we're at #44 in Heathers now which is shocking so again thanks y'all

uh yeah imma go take a nap

love ya all
~Cee 🧡💫