Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

haha, april fools mf-

Squad 💗

freezeurbrainnn: ayup I just committed a felony

allmighty: when have you not committed a felony Jason

freezeurbrainnn: get April fooled bitch

greenqueen: tf are you, 5 years old

deadgirlwalkin: he's been doing this all day help me please

deadgirlwalkin: the amount of ultimate pain I have is immense

mcnamaraandcheese: it can't be that bad ronnie

deadgirlwalkin: mac, you're saying this about the guy who was wheezing over my alexa's shitty ass jokes

quarterbackkk_: Alexa, play despacito 🥲

greenqueen: he did what 😃

deadgirlwalkin: mans was laughing for like 5 minutes over that one fucking ground beef joke

allmighty: what has his mental stability come to-

freezeurbrainnn: it's actual dogwater for the record Chandler

allmighty: not him knowing how bad it is-

greenqueen: man is self-aware ig

freezeurbrainnn: and that's why mac is practically my therapist

mcnamaraandcheese: yep yep ✨

linebackerrr_: woah sparkles ✨

greenqueen: the fuck ✨

deadgirlwalkin: why are we doing this ✨

freezeurbrainnn: cuz it looks snazzy veronica ✨

quarterbackkk_: ya like jazz ✨

allmighty: what the hell ✨

theprincessbride: what have I came into

freezeurbrainnn: aw martha, you broke the sparkle chain you bitch

deadgirlwalkin: jason mcfucking dean don't say that to best girl martha you whore

theprincessbride: I'm best girl now?? wth??

allmighty: I honestly don't know

quarterbackkk_: guys, we've been lied to

greenqueen: tf you talking about you shartstick

quarterbackkk_: turbo-tax free isn't actually free

freezeurbrainnn: no...

freezeurbrainnn: lemme kashoot myself real quick, brb-

deadgirlwalkin: Kurt why would you tell him that, mans just got his dreams crushed on his favorite holiday

allmighty: favorite??

linebackerrr_: hoilday??

greenqueen: *holiday you fucking dumbass

deadgirlwalkin: Ram, your dyslexic ass needs grammarly

linebackerrr_: not grammarly Veronica-

deadgirlwalkin: yes grammarly

freezeurbrainnn: WRITING'S NOT THAT EASY, BUT GRAMMARLY CAN HELP

allmighty: FUCK NO

greenqueen: SHIT-

freezeurbrainnn: THIS SENTENCE IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT

deadgirlwalkin: I'm gonna die now bye xoxo😽 ✌️

quarterbackkk_: grammatically correct my ass

linebackerrr_: lmao bet bro

greenqueen: SIR IM ASEXUAL PLEASE NO-

linebackerrr_: I'm gonna die too now bye-

freezeurbrainnn: AS I WAS SAYING: THIS SENTENCE IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT, BUT ITS WORDY AND HARD TO READ

allmighty: GOODBYE, I CANT WITH THIS-

allmighty, greenqueen, deadgirlwalkin, linebackerrr_, quarterbackkk_, mcnamaraandcheese, and theprincessbride have left the chat

freezeurbrainnn: fucking bitches

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wow, Cee actually updating this book? surprising, ik

but my dumbass lost writing motivation and ideas for this book, so there's that

also, there's the fact I've been writing my other Heathers book so there's that too

but here's a somewhat short and I don't even know what else chapter for y'all for April Fool's Day (which I totally forgot about till wattpad homies said shit about it)

uhhh yeah that's it for now

love ya all
~Cee 🧡💫