Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

summer sucks actual shit

Squad 💗

freezeurbrainnn: surprise shawties

greenqueen: tf-

freezeurbrainnn: bitch idk, I'm bored asf

deadgirlwalkin: we can tell, you seem like you're losing your shit

allmighty: when is he not

freezeurbrainnn: wow, rude

deadgirlwalkin: before you two fuckin kill each other, how's everyone doingggg

allmighty: fuckin horrible

mcnamaraandcheese: you okay?

allmighty: yea I'm fine just college is a pain in the asscrack

quarterbackkk_: trueeee

greenqueen: since when do you agree with chandler

quarterbackkk_: since now dickwad

greenqueen: reminder that I'm a girl and I have zero dick whatsoever

linebackerrr_: imagine not having a dick

mcnamaraandcheese: why are we on this topic

theprincessbride: yeah fr, topic change please

deadgirlwalkin: back to what I originally brought up, how's everyone's summer goin

freezeurbrainnn: meh, not good but not bad, got free slushies on 7/11 day tho

quarterbackkk_: swaggg

mcnamaraandcheese: it's been good but jesus, the weather is horrible

greenqueen: ^ frrr

theprincessbride: yea it literally rains every week, it's so annoying

allmighty: legit tho

greenqueen: I mean, at least everything's slowly going back to normal ig

deadgirlwalkin: yea true, vaccinations and shit

linebackerrr_: imagine being vaccinated

allmighty: do not tell me this dipshit is an antivaxer istg-

freezeurbrainnn: if you are, I'll literally commit arson on your house

linebackerrr_: chill out bros, no I'm not an antivaxer, it's my parents

greenqueen: bro still lives with his parents at like 18?? 💀

linebackerrr_: no asshole, I'm staying with them for the summer, both of them are hoes so I hate it here

mcnamaraandcheese: in what dimension are you allowed to call your parents hoes-?

quarterbackkk_: when they're actual hoes who don't really give a shit

freezeurbrainnn: also when they're abusive too

mcnamaraandcheese: true

greenqueen: just fuckin leave then

linebackerrr_: honestly, I'm about to ngl, we're in the middle of fuckin nowhere and I hate this

quarterbackkk_: come crash at my house bro

allmighty: yea probably just so you two can fuck each other

quarterbackkk_: how'd you know

greenqueen: I regret my life decisions after reading that

allmighty: no one cares about your sex life fucktart

deadgirlwalkin: in their defense Chandler, you're the one who asked

allmighty: uh no I didn't

deadgirlwalkin: okay not asked, but assumed

mcnamaraandcheese: she does have a point

allmighty: ugh whatever, I got shit to do, later losers

deadgirlwalkin: see ya lmao

freezeurbrainnn: aloha as I commit arson again

theprincessbride: jd NO-

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I uh— oh boy, we gotta talk here yall lmao

so,,, it's been a bit huh? and ik ik, "there's no excuse for why tf you haven't updated shit Kiri, you've been here all fuckin summer, so wtf is up?"

well, there's three things to that:

1. summer work shit for school, and it's a tiny bit more than usual, either way fuck school, although ik it's a necessary thing but still

2. your bitch has a job now, and normally I'd update on weekends (although I deadass have the whole summer off, but still), but I apparently work every fuckin weekend, which kinda blows (but hey, I'm makin cash money so swag ig)

3. literally since the last chapter and since whenever tf I finished my other Heathers book, I've had literally NO MOTIVATION FOR WRITING AT ALL, which also sucks, so fuck writer's block and lack of motivation

hopefully there are still some of y'all here, but I fr apologize for no updates in this thing, cuz ik yall love it and so do I

so imma try a bit harder to update this thing, no promises for every week updates tho

love ya all
~Kiri 💜🥀