Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

just dumb jocks doing what dumb jocks do

Squad 💗

freezeurbrainnn: yo Kurt where the fuck are you

freezeurbrainnn: you were supposed to be at my house five mins ago wtf

quarterbackkk_: yeah about that..

quarterbackkk_: we're gonna have to cancel that

deadgirlwalkin: are you and Ram having a sex session again

quarterbackkk_: nope this time we're at the hospital

deadgirlwalkin: THE HOSPITAL

freezeurbrainnn: is ram giving birth or sumn

greenqueen: LMFAOOOO

allmighty: how he gonna give birth dumbass he's a guy

deadgirlwalkin: last time I checked guys can't give birth jd 😂😂😂

freezeurbrainnn: oh lol

deadgirlwalkin: anyways, why are you two in the hospital

quarterbackkk_: somehow ram swallowed a fucking toy and now the doctors gotta get it out of him

greenqueen: I'm so fucking dead lmao

allmighty: what kind of Victorious Hollywood Arts shit-

deadgirlwalkin: I'm scared to ask how that got in him

quarterbackkk_: I don't even know how but anyways if it's in there any longer it's gonna mess up his intestines

mcnamaraandcheese: oh shoot that's bad

quarterbackkk_: ikr

quarterbackkk_: yeah so jd we're gonna have to cancel...

greenqueen: PFFT 💀🤣

freezeurbrainnn: I— okay then

deadgirlwalkin: well text us back when his surgery or whatever is done

quarterbackkk_: alright ✌️

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~timeskip for multiple reasons that I'm not explaining~

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Squad 💗

quarterbackkk_: guys guys guys

allmighty: what the hell its 3 in the fucking morning

deadgirlwalkin: so is the surgery done?

quarterbackkk_: nope

greenqueen: wait what

freezeurbrainnn: huh

quarterbackkk_: apparently there's also a fucking marble inside of ram so now they gotta do another surgery to get that out

greenqueen: jeez what the hell was ram swallowing as a kid

quarterbackkk_: idek but we're still at the hospital

quarterbackkk_: well Ram is since I had to leave cuz of the stupid visiting hours

deadgirlwalkin: well that fucking sucks

quarterbackkk_: yep

quarterbackkk_: okay good night I just wanted to update you guys on the situation

allmighty: good fucking night

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this is one of the shittiest ideas yet

um but anyways, I wanna ask y'all to do me a favor

let me just explain it a little: so I got a pm asking me if I wanna sign a contract to publish my book/books on this thing called webcover I think it was called (they weren't specific about which books)

and like it seems kinda sus so can y'all help me figure out if it's a scam?

cuz like I don't wanna get tricked by this random ass person

I'll post more info in my random book of shit but can y'all help me out here?

the reason why I even said that is because this is my most popular book and I really need help with this

yeah that's it for now

love ya all
~Cee 🧡💫