Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

new year, same idiots

Squad 💗

mcnamaraandcheese: happy new year you guys!!!!!

freezeurbrainnn: wait huh

deadgirlwalkin: tf you mean "huh"

freezeurbrainnn: wait it's 2022???

greenqueen: yes you shitwad

freezeurbrainnn: I TOOK A NAP GIVE ME A BREAK 😭

allmighty: you really slept thru the new year count down?

freezeurbrainnn: yea

linebackerrr_: bro missed the ball drop, ultimate pain

greenqueen: pause on that rq

deadgirlwalkin: stopppp 💀

theprincessbride: anyways, what're y'all's new years resolutions for this year?

quarterbackkk_: get hoes

linebackerrr_: bro we are literally dating

allmighty: suddenly their relationship is in shambles 💀💀💀

quarterbackkk_: I was /j relaxxx

freezeurbrainnn: new years resolution: commit a federal crime

deadgirlwalkin: babe no

greenqueen: new years resolution is to find myself a bitch

quarterbackkk_: I thought you were aro???

greenqueen: either you're confusing me with martha or I've actually said that before, either way no I'm not aro kurt /nm

quarterbackkk_: oh mb

freezeurbrainnn: duke gets hot man 2022??

greenqueen: *woman

deadgirlwalkin: ace lesbian duke?

greenqueen: yessir

linebackerrr_: kewl

allmighty: welcome to lesbian lane duke

greenqueen: glad to join

freezeurbrainnn: how did this go from new year resolutions to duke liking women /nm

deadgirlwalkin: we all have ADHD jason, it's fine

allmighty: new years resolution for me is just to survive the year and not punch a bitch six ft under

freezeurbrainnn: gawd dayum

deadgirlwalkin: ngl mood chandler

mcnamaraandcheese: ^

freezeurbrainnn: well happy new year assholes, ly ig

allmighty: aw he actually cares

freezeurbrainnn: bitch idc abt you tf you mean 💀💀💀

allmighty: omw to bash you

deadgirlwalkin: don't kill each other, don't let him get his hands on any dangerous things, and good fucking night lmao

mcnamaraandcheese: gnnnn

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wow new years chapter real

this was supposed to be out last night, but the draft didn't save so I had to rewrite it 🥲 (it's super short bc I literally don't remember what I wrote last night so apologies abt that)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im out of things to say lmao

happy new year shawties, hope 2022 will be a good one for y'all, ilysm and take care of yourselves <3

~kiri 🍵💫