Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

commiting tax fraud is very poggers

(ALRIGHT WE'RE BACK HOMIES, IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED THIS SHIT IN A WHILE, WRITERS BLOCK IS A PAIN IN THE ASS BUT WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT AT THE END)

(BUT REALLY QUICK, THANKS FOR 19K YALL, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT <3)

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Squad 💗

freezeurbrainnn: get you some turbo-tax mfs

greenqueen: PARDON 😃

freezeurbrainnn: it's free shit for a fucking bitch

allmighty: go off jd, periodddd

deadgirlwalkin: chandler, please no

deadgirlwalkin: and jd, stop with the fucking turbo-tax ads, they're not funny

freezeurbrainnn: they find me Veronica, them shits be showing up as ads on YouTube like no dude, I don't care about that shit, let me watch my Mr. Beast

greenqueen: did this man just say MR. BEAST

freezeurbrainnn: you heard me pickle shitstick

greenqueen: I'm astrobelting please, it's too early in the morning for this shit—

deadgirlwalkin: it's too early for anything, why the hell are y'all up at 4:39 am on a Saturday

freezeurbrainnn: I was binging my Mr. Beast playlists leave me alone okay

allmighty: oh my god, the pain in my heart is real for this mf 😭✋

deadgirlwalkin: why the hell are you up Chandler, don't you like to get your beauty sleep?

allmighty: shut up I was watching riverdale

freezeurbrainnn: that shit stinkssss

greenqueen: fr thooo

(don't ask me if I've watched riverdale cuz I haven't and I deadass don't know the plot)

allmighty: stfu you hoes

allmighty: ik damn well the guy who watches Mr. Beast ain't saying shit about what I watch

allmighty: and duke what the hell do you even be watching, you have terrible taste in shows

greenqueen: well damn if you must know, I'm busy watching wandavision on Disney+

deadgirlwalkin: that shit confusing as fuck how do you watch that

(again, don't ask me if I've watched it, I haven't cuz I don't really watch marvel stuff like that)

freezeurbrainnn: aren't they in like a tv or something or am I just on that lean again

deadgirlwalkin: you always are, tf is new

freezeurbrainnn: ultimate pain 🥲

quarterbackkk_: guys guys guys

greenqueen: tf you want

quarterbackkk_: I think me and ram just committed tax fraud

deadgirlwalkin: poggers

freezeurbrainnn: ^ very pog indeed

allmighty: tf does that mean

freezeurbrainnn: you wouldn't understand

greenqueen: y'all really said committing tax fraud is poggers? you really are on that lean again istg 😭

quarterbackkk_: and that's when turbo-tax comes in clutch

freezeurbrainnn: see, I told you guys that turbo-tax is legit but no, no one wants to believe me

allmighty: you've almost committed literal felonies Jason, why the hell would we believe your ass

deadgirlwalkin: my question is why tf are we all up now

linebackerrr_: great question, I was watching those shower thought tiktoks and complentated the meaning of life for like an hour

quarterbackkk_: shit lemme do that real quick, see ya

quarterbackkk_ and linebackerrr_ left the chat

freezeurbrainnn: I'm bout to join them while getting litty off my ciggys so I'm out

greenqueen: whatdidhesayyy

freezeurbrainnn: see ya idiots

freezeurbrainnn left the chat

deadgirlwalkin: I'm going back to sleep I can't with this shit rn

greenqueen: I feel ya Veronica

deadgirlwalkin: good fucking night you guys

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haha... I'm back my dudes

what's my excuse this time? it's my good old pal, ✨w r i t e r s  b l o c k✨

nah fr tho, I haven't updated both my books in a while but we're getting into it slowly but surely

but wow we at 19k now which is beyond insane so thank you guys so so so much

ik ik, I've been lacking in updates on this shit, I mean it's been two fucking weeks for god's sake

but we're really trying here bros, ik it don't seem like I am, but we tryna put in that effort so I can give y'all decent chapters

uhhhh yeah that's it for now

love ya all
~Cee 🧡💫