Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

its ronnie roasting time

(I forget who requested this but whoever requested a Ronnie roasts chapter, this is for you 😂)

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Squad 💗

quarterbackkk_: AHHHHHH

linebackerrr_: AHHHHHHH

quarterbackkk_: REEEEEEEEEE

linebackerrr_: REEEEEEEEEEEE

deadgirlwalkin: what the fuck you guys

deadgirlwalkin: it's 7 in the fuckin morning

quarterbackkk_: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

deadgirlwalkin: SHUT UP ASSFACE

quarterbackkk_: bro?

linebackerrr_: yeah bro?

quarterbackkk_: tf is an assface?

linebackerrr_: idk bro

freezeurbrainnn: I'm sorry, are you two having a bro moment

quarterbackkk_: uh yeah

freezeurbrainnn: you guys are giving off mondo and taka energy frfr

linebackerrr_: huh

freezeurbrainnn: never mind

deadgirlwalkin: nah they give off yasuhiro hagakure's small dick small brain energy

allmighty: I saw ronnie roasting the boys wtf is going on

greenqueen: is she cranky or sumn

deadgirlwalkin: shut up heather

allmighty: hey that's my line!!

deadgirlwalkin: oh shut up you chili built slut

allmighty: oh you're dead to me now Veronica

greenqueen: okay I'm guessing I'm right then

freezeurbrainnn: yeah she gets easily pissed off when she's up too early

deadgirlwalkin: jd, imma kindly ask you to stfu please 😘

freezeurbrainnn: ...okay then

freezeurbrainnn: MCNAMARAAAA

mcnamaraandcheese: yeah, what's up?

mcnamaraandcheese: and why are we up at 7:30 on a Saturday?

freezeurbrainnn: 1. idk why at all and 2. ronnie's cranky so could you go cheer her up or whatever

mcnamaraandcheese: uh yeah I guess

mcnamaraandcheese: ronnie, can we uh use a private chat?

deadgirlwalkin: fine, only cuz it's you and not these bitches

mcnamaraandcheese and deadgirlwalkin left the chat

allmighty: I'm sorry did we all just get roasted by Veronica

freezeurbrainnn: yeah she legit threw insults at all of us except for McNamara

linebackerrr_: oohhhh you think they have a secret thing going on

allmighty: they better not or Veronica really will be a dead girl walking

quarterbackkk_: we should spy on them or something

greenqueen: wow finally Kurt comes up with a good idea

allmighty: alright here's the plan: Kurt and Ram go to Veronica's house to see if McNamara's there

linebackerrr_: wtf do we do when we get there

allmighty: idk do whatever you always do when you're at her house

freezeurbrainnn: boys, do the Spongebob trap remix

quarterbackkk_: alright got it

quarterbackkk_ and linebackerrr_ are offline

allmighty: second part of the plan: I'll go to Mac's house just to check in on her

greenqueen: okay and wtf do we do

allmighty: shut up heather

allmighty: you two call them and just make up a reason why you're calling

greenqueen: I'll call Veronica

freezeurbrainnn: excuse me

greenqueen: me and Mac don't have a great history together okay?!

freezeurbrainnn: fine, I'll call Mac

allmighty: alright let's do this

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yeah, that's where it's gonna end cuz I'm outta ideas

basic summary of what I didn't write: duke and jd call them just like Chandler said, Kurt and Ram blasted the Spongebob trap remix, and Chandler went to Mac's house to check in on her. long story short, Veronica and Mac don't have a secret relationship but when they talked privately, they talked about it a little. nothing's goin on YET

yeah I had no clue how to write all that so there's what I didn't include

uhhhhh that's all I got for today

love ya all
~Cee 🧡💫