Heathers Group Chat (FINISHED)

the heathers cast joins wattpad

(my god, this shit was supposed to be out a very long time ago)

(but for context, a long time ago, Em aka theatresaxnerd put a thing in a discord server where it's basically what happens when the Heathers characters get wattpad and she said "Cee should make a Heather Groupchat chapter on this" and I said "lmao bet" so here we are)

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Squad 💗

mcnamaraandcheese: guysssss

mcnamaraandcheese: I'm boreddddd

freezeurbrainnn: I'm getting freaky on a friday night so sucks to suck

linebackerrr_: it must suck to not suck dick

freezeurbrainnn: sir, I'm a straight male

allmighty: stop talking about sucking dick, you're in a group chat y'know

greenqueen: hey mr school shooter

freezeurbrainnn: that's me, tf you want

greenqueen: why does veronica's status say that she's writing fanfics on some shit called wattpad

freezeurbrainnn: bitch idk, I don't monitor her 24/7

allmighty: yeah duke, it's the other way around duh 🙄

freezeurbrainnn: fuck you

greenqueen: anyways wtf is wattpad? is that some geeky shit or sumn

mcnamaraandcheese: okay so I googled it and it's a place where you write and read stories

freezeurbrainnn: yep, that sounds like something my girlfriend would do

mcnamaraandcheese: should we try using it? we can do it for like a couple weeks or something

greenqueen: yeah ig, there isn't shit to do so why not

freezeurbrainnn: if it means I can bully people online, then why the hell not

theprincessbride: jd NO-

mcnamaraandcheese: oh hey Martha! you wanna go on this app called wattpad with us?

theprincessbride: uhhhh sure?

linebackerrr_: jd, me and Kurt will also bully people online with you

theprincessbride: N O

linebackerrr_: well damn, fine then mom

allmighty: you call her mom— y'know what never mind that, I'll do this wattpad thing too

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(timeskip to like a week later)
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Squad 💗

freezeurbrainnn: GUYS IM FUCKING PISSED

mcnamaraandcheese: oh no, what did you do this time

freezeurbrainnn: MY FUCKING WATTPAD ACCOUNT GOT BANNED FOR HATE SPEECH

greenqueen: good sir, how tf-

freezeurbrainnn: BRO IDK, IM BANNED THO

deadgirlwalkin: adding that to this list of shit you're banned from

freezeurbrainnn: oh hey babe

freezeurbrainnn: WAIT WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, THIS WAS TOP SECRET MISSION SHIT