Shoto: *sat on a swing*
Some random Bakugo simp: I'll take your man. I'll take your man.
Shoto: I don't have a man- 'oh shit. They're here for Bakugo.'
Bakugo simp: I'll take your man ill take your man.
-Shoto's phone rings-
Shoto: sorry I got to take this.
Bakugo simp: who is it?
Shoto: it's your man. *answers it*
Bakugo simp: *cries and runs off*
Katsuki: why could I hear crying.
Shoto: eh one of your fan girls. It's nothing.
Katsuki: not much scares me but fan girls. Ahh that scares me.
