Tsuyu: I love you!
Iida: I love you too!
-with Kaminari and Kirishima-
Kaminari: I love you.
Kirishima: I love you too!
Kaminari: that's Gay-
Kirishima: you fucking ruined it.
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Mina: Sero am I pretty?
Sero: of course you are princess.
Kaminari: Bakugo am I pretty?
Katsuki: yes.
Kaminari: aww-
Katsuki: Pretty fucking annoying that is.
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Kota: you look pretty tonight!
Eri: thank you.
Mic: you look pretty tonight.
Aizawa: I know.
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Bakugo: *with his head in Shoto's lap* I'll let you know I'm a very unstable dangerous individual.
Shoto: *playing with his hair* Sure you are.
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Mineta: how come all the hot guys are straight and the cute girls are gay?
Steve: I AM RIGHT HERE!
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Aizawa: sometimes I don't know whether to punch you in the face or pin you against the wall and kiss you until neither of us can breathe-
Mic: both-
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Toga: *watching Dabi and Shigaraki kiss* how come all the hot guys are either taken or gay.
Natsuo: you are literally sat on my lap-
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Iida: WhO tHe FaWk tHrEw ThAt OrAnGe?!
Jirou: sometimes I feel unappreciated-
Momo: Bi, shy and ready to die-
Aizawa, Shoto and Tsuyu: 'Jesus take the wheel'
Deku: I want to go home-
All Might: I think I'm the straightest person here-
Kaminari: sorry I'm late my hair was being a bitch-
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Eri: what does BDSM mean-?
Shoto: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING-
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Bakugo: I lost a "friend" in the store can I make an announcement?
Store worker: Sure.
Bakugo: *leans into the mic* goodbye you little shit.
Deku: Kacchan no!
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Uraraka: let me add you. What's your username?
Eri: Eripancake.
Uraraka: Eripan- wait why pancake?
Eri: I was eating a pancake when I made the account-
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Shoto: why go and socialize when we have perfectly good wifi and cats at home?
