(I made Iida in under 2 minutes so don't mind the terrible design-)
-in the past-
Tsuyu's ex: I'm leaving you. You're so childish. You need to grow up. You're not cute. You're not pretty. No one will ever love you.
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(Nuuu Froggo is crying. You have no idea how sad that made me--)
Tsuyu: *runs home*
-3 months later-
Tsuyu: *walks into UA* woah-
Iida: Hello. I'm Tenya Iida. And you are?
Tsuyu: Tsuyu. Asui Tsuyu.
Iida: *smiles*
-present day-
Tsuyu's ex: you're such a [bLeEp]. You dress like a child. You need to grow up. No one really loves you.
Iida: *walks over and slaps him*
Tsuyu's ex: Woah! What was that for?! Who even are you?!
Iida: 1. That was for what you just called her and the things you were saying. 2. I'm Tenya Iida. Her boyfriend.
Tsuyu's ex: wow you got someone to love you. He is probably faking it-
Iida: *slaps him again* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Tsuyu: *hiding behind Iida*
Tsuyu's ex; what have you got on your wrist? Jewelry? Hah. It looks ugly. Frog charm? Really. Wait that's the thing that was in that [bLeEp]s house.
Iida: *slaps him again* indeed. It is very special to me. So is Tsuyu so get lost.
Tsuyu's ex: heh. She could never be pretty.
Iida: *fuming*
Tsuyu: Meet me at *insert place here* at 6pm.
Tsuyu's ex: Okay [bleep] *walks off*
Iida: *ready to murder him*
Tsuyu: you meet me there too.
Iida: okay.
Tsuyu: *jumps up and kisses Iida before running off*
-later at 6pm-
Iida: *rolls his eyes seeing Tsuyu's ex*
Tsuyu's ex; I see she invited you too.
Iida: yes.
Both: *look at the stage when the lights point at it*
Tsuyu's ex: OoO
Iida: O////O
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Tsuyu's ex: Tsuyu date me.
Tsuyu: no.
Tsuyu's ex; WHY?!
Tsuyu: I'm taken and happy. *hugs Iida*
Iida: *very red boy* *hugs her back*
Tsuyu's ex; *storms off and then is killed by Katsuki*
