-_Setup_- this is for you-
Shoto: *your narrator* Pizza rolls. Pizza rolls. Pizza rolls
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Bakugo: *reekid* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Shoto: *your narrator* Get in the car bitches we're going shopping!
Bakugo: *reekid* YeAh StAcY wOoOoO!
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Kaminari: *stood by a ladder* I can't climb the ladder!
Shoto: *reekid* COME THE FUCK ON YOU DYSLEXIC APRICOT OF A HUMAN!
Kaminari: O-O
Shoto: *reekid* OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE TRYING TO WATCH A TODDLER WITH FUCKING PARKINSONS TRYING TO AIM A SQUIRT GUN! ITS PAINFUL!
Kaminari: who know Todoroki could be so mean- T-T
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Bakugo: *juicy* No-no don't touch me there this is my no-no square. No-no don't touch me there this is what I said to my uncle but he didn't care.
All Might, Aizawa and Mic: wtf-?!
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Shoto: *reekid* did you know your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide. Therefore a raccoon can fit into your ass because raccoons can fit into 4 inch holes.
The whole class minus Bakugo: O-O
Bakugo: *laughing his head off*
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-in the middle of a lesson-
Shoto: *staring at Bakugo* *your narrator* Goddamn baby look at you. I know you may get this a lot but you are beautiful. I can sing my ABCs to you. See I'll give you an A because your awesome. A B because your beautiful. A C because your confident and I'll give you this D later.
The class minus Bakugo and a sleeping Aizawa: What?!
Deku: Ò-Ó 'how dare he?! He is my boyfriend' (ex-)
Bakugo: *josh* SHE SAID YES TO THE D!
