Aizawa: where is Shoto-?
Dabi: *yeets in* Drunk.
Aizawa: what?!
Dabi: Shoto. Is. Drunk. Want me to spell it out for you? S-h-o-t-o i-s d-r-u-n-k
Aizawa: why?!
Dabi: because he drank alcohol.
Iida: he should not be drinking alcohol-!
Dabi: chill he has been drinking a whole bottle of an alcoholic drink since he was 5.
Shigaraki: Soooo Dabi what do we do with drunk Todoroki?
Toga: *Walks in with Shoto*
Shoto: *has his arm around Toga's shoulders*
Iida: Ò-Ó
Aizawa: o-o
Dabi: Shoto how you feeling?
Shoto: you wanna know how I'm actually feeling? Or what I would usually tell you instead-
Dabi: how you are actually feeling
Shoto: like a worthless piece of shit-
Shigaraki: same bro.
Toga: uhhh
Dabi: okay. Moving on.
Shoto: I wanna sing?
Dabi: you do?
Shoto: ya
Shigaraki: then go on.
Shoto: Yeeeee. *magically gains and ice crown*
Everyone else: where the fuck-
Shoto: I was a girl in the Village all right
Then I became a princess over night
Now I gotta figure out how to do it right
So much to learn and see!
Up in the castle with my new family
And a school that's just for royalty
A whole enchanted world is waiting for me
I'm so excited to be... (Sofia the First!)
I'm finding out what being royal's all about (Sofia the First!)
Making my way, it's an adventure every day! (Sofia)
It's gonna be my time (Sofia)
To show them all that I'm
Sofia the First!
Toga: *laughing*
Dabi: *wheezing*
Shigaraki: we are getting him drunk more often.
Iida: No! *angry sonic noises*
Bakugo: *giggles* 'it's kinda cute actually'
Aizawa: I- tf- why did you get him drunk?!
Dabi: we walked into a bar and BoOm he was their drinking so we joined him. Obviously not getting drunk. We were a bit tipsy and Toga didn't drink anything.
Toga: I am 17-
Everyone minus the villains and Todoroki: WHAT?!
Toga: uhhhh you heard nothing!
Natsuo and Fuyumi: *walk in*
Fuyumi: Can I have Shoto?
Toga: Sure. *hands Shoto who fell asleep to Fuyumi*
Fuyumi: thank you.
Natsuo: why did you bring him into a classroom?
Toga: why not?
Natsuo: ..... fair enough. *picks up Toga and puts her over his shoulder*
Toga: *giggles* Put me down!!
Natsuo: no. *walks off*
Fuyumi: where are they going?
Shigaraki: a date.
Dabi: oh god- probably.
Fuyumi: *rolls her eyes and walks off taking Shoto with her*
Dabi and Shigaraki: *yeet off*
The class: *confused*
Aizawa: so that happened-
