-when Deku was 5-
Deku: Daddy-?
All Might: Do I lOoK lIke-
Shoto: 'Secret love child-'
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Kaminari: So I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas but this one is Arkansas? AMERICA EXPLAIN!!
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Katsuki: PARKOR!
Kota: PARKOR!
Deku: *runs to a puddle and stops* parkOr- *tries to jump over it and fails*
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Toga: I am old.
Dabi: how old are you?
Toga: I'm 16. Imma grandmother!
Shigaraki: *laughing his head off*
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Shinso: I really, really, really, really, really, really like you.
The cat: 'tf-'
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Monoma: change your shirt-
Shinso: first of all I look good in this shirt! Second of all I look good in this shirt! Third of all I look good in this shirt-
Shoto: YoU oNlY tHiNk tHaT bEcAuSe YoUr WeArInG oNe oF mOnOmA's ShIrTs ThAt YoU sToLe-
Monoma: that's my shirt-
Shinso: nO-
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Iida: i am the frog guardian. The guardian of the frogs.
Kirishima: Tsuyu's ex quivers before him!
Iida: *holding a crying Tsuyu* *to Tsuyu's ex* FUCK OFF!
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Dabi: Drugs?
Fuyumi: no. We're okay.
Dabi: Drugs?
Fuyumi: this is awkward no thank you.
Dabi: Drugs?
Fuyumi: who invited you?
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Monoma: You'll never have her!!
Shinso: and why is that?!
Monoma: because I love you.
Eri: isn't it just adorable-
Shoto: Shinso probably doesn't believe it tho-
Eri: frick-
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Class 1a: Todoroki we've come to rescue you!
Shoto: *in the LOV HQ* nah bro this places has wifi-
Dabi: now get out. *Pushes Class 1a out*
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Aoyama: I wanna venture in the great wide somewhere!
Tokoyami: you can no one is stopping you-
Aoyama: but not today because I am tired-
Tokoyami: I'll go with you-
Aoyama: I am no longer tired.
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Kaminari: Mina ask me what of tree I have.
Mina: no.
Kaminari: ask me what kind of tree I have?
