Shoto and Katsuki: *cuddling at Todoroki's house*
-a portal appears and they get sucked into it-
Shoto: *opens his eyes*
Bitch: Ewww his eyes are disgusting!
Kirishima: 'wtf am I doing here?! I wanna be with Pikachu. Who be this peasant woman-?!'
Shoto: 'Kirishima?!'
Bitch: Aww the pretty one is opening her eyes!! She is so beautiful I'll call her Barbie!!!
Barbie: (imagine the ugliest person than times that ugly by 100.)
Bitch: and the ugly ones name can be Trash.
Shoto: 'no she didn't' *stands up* EXCUSE ME WOMAN! My name is Shoto Todoroki not trash! Also Kirishima what are we doing here?!
Kirishima: I don't know and Todoroki is that really you-?
Shoto: yes it is really me.
-they both appear at 'home'-
Shoto: 'wtf-'
Barbie: *stands up* *poses*
Shoto and Kirishima: 'ugh I think I'm going to he sick-'
Bitch: Hah. Barbie stood before you.
Shoto: Bitch- i can talk *stands* I can stand. *walks to Barbie* I can walk. *activates his quirks* and I can kill a bitch.
Kirishima: Todoroki no!
-all of them appear at the mall-
Barbie: I want my hair done.
Shoto: Bitch what hair? Baldi has more hair than you.
Kirishima: *laughing*
Bitch: Well you don't have hair-
Shoto: *his hair grows* I cant see shit Captain.
Kirishima: *giggles*
Barbie: Mum (I'm British and that's how we spell it) I want hair!!
Bitch: you will get hair.
-at the hairdressers-
Uraraka: 'what am I doing here- oh god a Karen and a brat. Kirishima? Todoroki?'
Bitch: Give my princess the best hairstyle ever!
Uraraka: does she want a wig because I see no hair-
Bitch: Ugh!
Barbie: *suddenly has hair*
Uraraka: *does Barbie's hair 'beautifully'*
Bitch: give my son the worst hair style!
Shoto: *rolls his eyes* *sits on the chair*
Uraraka: *gives him an amazing hairstyle* oops my hand slipped.
Bitch: *groans* let's just go get you clothes. *pays Uraraka and walks off*
-at the clothes store-
Mina and Momo: tf-
Kirishima: Mina? Momo? Save me from this bitch-
Mina: who is she-?!
Kirishima: apparently my wife and Todoroki is my child-
Momo: You had the no no-
Kirishima: noooo!
Mina: where is Todoroki?
Kirishima: idk-
Barbie: *in a princess dress*
Bitch: awww so beautiful!!
Kirishima: I think I'm going to throw up.
Mina: same-
Shoto: *walks back over in shorts and a Bakugo merch hoodie-*
Kirishima: omg so beautiful
Mina: adorable
Momo: he is a fucking god! Where is his mark tho? The one that's usually on his face.
Shoto: I don't have it in this Universe.
Momo: fair.
-time skip-
Shoto: *wakes up* *notices he is 17* *screams in annoyance* *gets on with his day*
-at school-
Totally not Aizawa: *I gave him a moustache* So today we are going to be transforming. *transforms into a cat. Duh*
Barbie: 'I will be so rare! I will get my senpai to love me!'
Totally not Aizawa: Glasses your first.
Girl with Glasses: *transforms into an encyclopedia- jk- transforms into an angel*
Totally not Aizawa: a common angel. Connor your next.
Connor: *who is somehow a human transforms into his android self* yay
Totally not Aizawa: you are rare. You are Connor the android sent by cyberlife
Totally not Aizawa: Barbie your turn
Barbie: *turns into Trash*
Totally not Aizawa: Very common trash. Bakugo.
Bakugo: *turns into a pomeranian demon hybrid*
Totally not Aizawa: a rare Pomeranian demon hybrid.
Bakugo: ._.
Totally not Aizawa: Shoto your turn.
Shoto: *transforms into a snow tiger dragon goose angel demon hybrid*
Totally not Aizawa: your an ultra rare one of a kind hybrid. And your the lost prince.
-a portal appears. Sucks all the MHA characters in and sends Connor to Detroit-
Shoto and Bakugo: *cuddling on the couch again*
Shoto: tf-
(Bakugo and Shoto aren't together yet- Shoto just had a mental breakdown and Bakugo was helping him through it.
I'm also to lazy to find a video for you all for this part. So deal with it peasants. Jk. You're all noice)
